I need to poop!

[Dizzle Frost]

a few cups of java and some gigs are garenteed to induce a shit outa me

drink some warm soda water to...yul shit like a chammpion lol

 

[lostNug]

So this has turned into a DIY laxative thread ahah?

 

[medicalmaryjane]

people would know even if u had depends on. it would smell. lol. sorry to be the bearer of bad news. i hope you didn't poop your pants. i live in so california too. it didn't make any sense

 

[RawBudzski]

Sniff a line of bomb Cocaine.. . that will help.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

just take a laxative lol. everyone says coffee, cigs, coke, how about a good old dulcolax?

funny thing is, he wasn't constipated, just stuck in traffic.

 

[bigslama912]

i just pooped... it was amazing.

 

[RawBudzski]

Details please.

i just pooped... it was amazing.

 

[DSB65]

I need to tell you what a dumb ass you are,,,,,,

 

[RawBudzski]

Sounds like someone could use an Enema.

 

[DSB65]

sounds like someone could use an enema.

who are you talking to raw

 

[Winter Woman]

Is the OP the old See4? Remember that turtle thread?

 

[lostNug]

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[Thebuddness]

Subscribed

 

[a mongo frog]

Real bad.




Anyone else?

quick question... after u guys take a shit do u wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? for some reason i have to do it standing up.

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

My Last one was "Big",,,But I alway's do courtisy flushe's,,,Unlike other pig's....LOL.....

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

quick question... after u guys take a shit do u wipe your ass standing up or sitting down? for some reason i have to do it standing up.

Than you better

wipe you cheek's that shit's spread's bro...Baby wipe's are a wonder on the road....

 

[PeachOibleBoiblePeach#1]

Damn,,,3rd post I think I'm truley a "shit Monger',,,,Goodnight all.

 

[Total Head]

At my age, i really need to learn to no longer trust a fart. Especially while driving. cn

don't be down, dude. i've shit my pants more times during my 20's than some middle aged people have their whole life. you win some, you lose some.

 

[lostNug]

Yep wipe standing up. I think only girs can do it sitting down.

They also need to make some kind of ball/dick protecter cuz my dick and balls always hit the inside of the toilet and I hate that shit! Especially when its not ur own throne

 

[medicalmaryjane]

that's gross Nug.

i am a girl and i stay seated. i am thankful i don't have to stand. i always wonder if a guy's penis would touch the water or bowl when he sits LOL