Want a relationship with a difference?

[ganjames]

protective custody.

lol I have fun when im locked up.It gos so much faster

hell yeah, the first week or so sucks when you don't know anyone. but if you act chill and just respect the people in your block you can just hang out all day and have some good laughs. plus theres checkers and cards and chess and basketball, we had the real nice indoor full court that we spent a lot of time in.

 

[Airwave]

"Looking for someone to write, possibly more.
I am an avid reader and enjoy outdoor activities (i.e., camping, hiking, kayaking...), pretty much anything outside. A good sense of humor and I enjoy life.
If this sounds like you might enjoy corresponding with me, then I am waiting. Thank you for considering my ad."


Sounds like a nice, fun loving active girl.




Cute too. Sounds like the kind of girl you could take home to meet your mum.


Projected Release Date: 11/07/2039

Reason for incarceration: 1st degree murder, kidnapping

 

[Hepheastus420]

relationship with a difference?!? hell, I just want a relationship... period!

I haven't had a gf since freaking Junior High School. Which was almost 20 years ago.. lol.

I live a lonely life.. but, at the same time.. I've kinda adapted to living this way. If I have to go through life without a 'better half' then it is what it is you know? I can deal with it..

I've got my two dogs.. their good company. <

Funny thing is.. is I'm old school whenever it comes to relationships. In other words.. I'm more of the romantic type..and people may tell you "oh, romance is dead these days.." - well, I don't believe in that..

If I ever do find love.. the girl that ends up with me, is going to be one lucky girl IMO. I have a lot of love to give out... but nobody to give it out to, so again, I've learned to live with it.

Lol dude you sound just like me on the romance part. I just finished making a thread called "sluts" that you would like.

 

[Airwave]

"Hello,
I'm a sexy black female, 26 years of age. I am 5' 4, 130 pounds, brown eyes, long hair, petite. Desiring to relocate and explore an inter-racial relationship. Serving a short term sentence, I'm free-spirited, good sense of humor. I'm a non-smoker, high maintenance.
Seek a lonely, financially secure man between 40-70 years of age."


This one isn't even subtle about it.

 

[Hepheastus420]

"Hello,
I'm a sexy black female, 26 years of age. I am 5' 4, 130 pounds, brown eyes, long hair, petite. Desiring to relocate and explore an inter-racial relationship. Serving a short term sentence, I'm free-spirited, good sense of humor. I'm a non-smoker, high maintenance.
Seek a lonely, financially secure man between 40-70 years of age."


This one isn't even subtle about it.

She goes straight for the gold digging.

 

[sunni]

i wonder if theres jailhouse babes that are all men... I R LONELY bhaha jokes

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

Lol
Religion:
Christian/Spiritual
Children:
None Education:
College Occupation/Career:
Legal Aide Reason for incarceration:
1st degree murder Willing to relocate?
Yes

Willing to relocate?? Haha!

 

[mantiszn]

Race: White
Sexual Preference: Men
Date of Birth: 05/06/1978
Age: 29
Projected Release Date: 09/07/2008
Marital Status: Separated
Height: 5' 9"
Weight: 187 pounds
Measurements: 38-32-34
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Eye Color: Honey
Children: Three
Religion: Christian
Education: G.E.D.
Occupation/Career: Waitress
Reason for incarceration: Sales of Marijuana
Willing to relocate? Yes

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

i wonder if theres jailhouse babes that are all men... I R LONELY bhaha jokes

Maybe this one?

 

[gopherbuddah]

I'm serving 37 months for a violation. I've about one and a half years left. My original charge was distribution of meth.
I'm looking for company, it gets a little lonely and a girl can never have too many friends, right? (or maybe more)
I've done adult films in the past and toured for about 5 years on the feature circuit. You may still be able to find me on the web. Write and I'll tell you some names of my films.
Hope to hear from you soon.
With love,
Staci Lynn

Race:WhiteSexual Preference:BisexualDate of Birth:05/09/1972Age:39Projected Release Date:07/20/2013Marital StatusDivorcedHeight:5' 4"Weight:145 poundsMeasurements:36-26-34I wish to correspond with:Both men and womenHair ColorBlondEye Color:GreenChildren:NoneReligionaganEducation:CollegeOccupation/Careerancer / Adult filmReason for incarcerationistribution of methWilling to relocate?YesHome City & State:Houston, Texas

Posted: 07/30/2011 - Expires: 07/20/2013 - Ad Code: FF11-400​

Write to me at:Staci Lynn Hamilton #81173-008F.P.C.37930 N. 45th Ave.Phoenix, AZ 85086-7057 I think I've found a winner​

 

[Airwave]

I'm serving 37 months for a violation. I've about one and a half years left. My original charge was distribution of meth.
I'm looking for company, it gets a little lonely and a girl can never have too many friends, right? (or maybe more)
I've done adult films in the past and toured for about 5 years on the feature circuit. You may still be able to find me on the web. Write and I'll tell you some names of my films.
Hope to hear from you soon.
With love,
Staci Lynn

Race:WhiteSexual Preference:BisexualDate of Birth:05/09/1972Age:39Projected Release Date:07/20/2013Marital StatusDivorcedHeight:5' 4"Weight:145 poundsMeasurements:36-26-34I wish to correspond with:Both men and womenHair ColorBlondEye Color:GreenChildren:NoneReligionaganEducation:CollegeOccupation/Careerancer / Adult filmReason for incarcerationistribution of methWilling to relocate?YesHome City & State:Houston, Texas

Posted: 07/30/2011 - Expires: 07/20/2013 - Ad Code: FF11-400​

Write to me at:Staci Lynn Hamilton #81173-008F.P.C.37930 N. 45th Ave.Phoenix, AZ 85086-7057 I think I've found a winner​

That woman is made of more plastic than a Barbie doll.

 

[rowlman]

...she's a mess!...I bet her films are 20 years old

 

[Winter Woman]

How do you even find a site like this.. lol.

I did check the chicks doin' time in my state not the best bunch of girls.

 

[420God]

Not too bad.......young, cute, bi-sexual and in for drugs.

Race:
White
Sexual Preference:
Date of Birth:
05/09/1989
Age:
21 Projected Release Date:
2014
Marital Status
Single Height:
5' 6"
Weight:
130 pounds Measurements:

I wish to correspond with:
Both men and women Hair Color
Brown
Eye Color:
Blue Children:

Religion:
Education:
High school graduate Occupation/Career:
Reason for incarceration:
Drugs Willing to relocate?
Yes

 

[Airwave]

How do you even find a site like this.. lol.

I did check the chicks doin' time in my state not the best bunch of girls.

Somebody linked it on another forum.

The question is: Would you eat out their kitty for a cigarette?

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

<crickets chirping>

 

[Urca]

id get me a bitch on death row if i was a guy. cause you wouldnt have to see her everyday, and that bitch will die before you, so you got no worries about lifetime commitment