Regretting the super hot sauce on the chicken wings?

[PeyoteReligion]

So my friend makes the hottest fuckin sauce and puts it on the wings and its delicious! The first time he made it was the hottest, we named it Firey Butthole Sauce. And justly so, my ass was on fire when I took one this morning.

Any similar stories? Lol

 

[justcallmenasty]

So my friend makes the hottest fuckin sauce and puts it on the wings and its delicious! The first time he made it was the hottest, we named it Firey Butthole Sauce. And justly so, my ass was on fire when I took one this morning.

Any similar stories? Lol

it might not be hot to some people but i did the blazing wing challenge at buffalo wild wings and that shit was hot and didnt even taste good. i had volcano shits..

 

[massah]

wifey and I bought a bag of prepackaged hotwings...cheap breaded ones with hotsauce in them...fried em up in the deepfryer...tasted awesome...I was fine...wifey on the other hand the next morning was complaining for a good part of the day about her asshole burning...

 

[PeyoteReligion]

it might not be hot to some people but i did the blazing wing challenge at buffalo wild wings and that shit was hot and didnt even taste good. i had volcano shits..

Ya at Wing Dome they have a 7 alarm wing, wich is deadly. That shit fucks you up, literally. I felt like I had taken some weird ass drug, all sweaty and light headed. I needed a fire extinguisher for my ass!

 

[TigerClock]

I eat "atomic,suicide,ect..." wings all the time and yes to me it's waaaaay hotter goin out than in...but they are so damn good!

 

[EaStW00d]

I love spicy foods. My friends dad grows habaneros and nobody will eat them with him except me. Damn they are hot. My fucking mouth hurts all night after eating those things even while I'm drinking beer. The next day is fucking brutal. Lol.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

I wish there was a way to consume all the spicy food I can, without the unfortunate side affect.

 

[EaStW00d]

Aren't spicy foods suppose to be good for your heart or something?

 

[Luger187]

i dont understand the fascination with spicy food. the only thing ill consume that burns is liqour, and thats only because i get fucked up after. the only thing you get after spicy food is the shits

 

[themanwiththeplan]

i use habenero sauce daily. at first i thought it was hot but now i find myself using more and more. guess you can say ive built a tolerance to it. need to find the next hottest pepper on the list and work my way up to whatever number#1 is these days

 

[PeyoteReligion]

The hottest pepper on the scoval scale is the bhut jalpia or somthing like that. Also known as the ghost pepper. That shit can kill a child, no joke cardiac arrest. And yes peppers are good for you, and also slightly uphoric, this is the fascination people have. And its bomb!

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Sorry its the Bhut Jolokia. And its spelled scoville. I'm retarted lol

 

[fireproof]

Let me tell you a little story...

I love hot boiled peanuts. They're awesome, as I'm sure 99% of the people here know. I however unlike most, if any people I know, eat them shells and all. I chew them up well. That's where all the flavor ends up anyways and they break down pretty well. I used to also eat flavored sunflower seeds shell and all too. However, sunflower seeds aren't all nice and boiled down like boiled peanut shells are, so it's possible to get undigested slivers coming out in your poop.

But, this thread is about super hot sauce and chicken, not poop, so let's get to the spicy goodness of this story.

You see, I didn't know about sunflower seed slivers until one morning after having General Taos chicken for dinner the night before and sunflower seeds earlier in that day. One of those slivers somehow got situated with a pointy end sticking out the side of a turd and decided it was going to scrape the inside of my asshole on the way out. The spicy sauce from the General Taos chicken coming out at the same time definitely didn't make it any better. The longer I took trying to ease it all out, the more it started to burn. It turned into some sort of fucked up race against the clock to minimize how torn up my asshole was going to be, and how long the spicy turd was going to be rubbing against it. Eventually I stood up screaming and stuck my finger in my ass trying to re-situate the sunflower sliver so it would quit fucking me up, which worked.

Unfortunately, the chick I had over the night before didn't stick around long enough to hear that story when she burst in to see what the screaming was about and found me with my pants around my ankles and my finger wiggling around in my ass.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

In my paper today:

http://m.mirror.co.uk/article?a=m4:23469738

I myself don't care much for hot food. I like the flavor of peppers, so I eat pimentos.

 

[themanwiththeplan]

The hottest pepper on the scoval scale is the bhut jalpia or somthing like that. Also known as the ghost pepper. That shit can kill a child, no joke cardiac arrest. And yes peppers are good for you, and also slightly uphoric, this is the fascination people have. And its bomb!

lol.. ive heard both (cardiac arrest and them being good for you) but how can they be good for you and possibly give you cardiac arrest at the same time? do hot peppers do damage to the heart? or only in severally concentrated doses (ie ghost chili)?

what benefits are there to eating such hot peppers? im curious as im a hot sauce addict. i eat hot sauce on many things, mexican food (oh yes), tuna sandwiches...any kind of sandwich really. pizza, etc.

 

[TigerClock]

I think it has more todo with helping the digestive system...I could be wrong though.

 

[cannabineer]

I've never had it happen to me because I have a low tolerance for the spicy. My mama told me a story though ... when she was young, she ate a plateful of hot Yugoslavian peppers. Next day, on the toilet, she cried tears from the rectal pain. She told it better of course, with gestures. cn

 

[TogTokes]

i am taking a nasty spicy shit right now as i type this on my ipad... man i ass hurts.. and this place stinks... jesus christ

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Let me tell you a little story...

I love hot boiled peanuts. They're awesome, as I'm sure 99% of the people here know. I however unlike most, if any people I know, eat them shells and all. I chew them up well. That's where all the flavor ends up anyways and they break down pretty well. I used to also eat flavored sunflower seeds shell and all too. However, sunflower seeds aren't all nice and boiled down like boiled peanut shells are, so it's possible to get undigested slivers coming out in your poop.

But, this thread is about super hot sauce and chicken, not poop, so let's get to the spicy goodness of this story.

You see, I didn't know about sunflower seed slivers until one morning after having General Taos chicken for dinner the night before and sunflower seeds earlier in that day. One of those slivers somehow got situated with a pointy end sticking out the side of a turd and decided it was going to scrape the inside of my asshole on the way out. The spicy sauce from the General Taos chicken coming out at the same time definitely didn't make it any better. The longer I took trying to ease it all out, the more it started to burn. It turned into some sort of fucked up race against the clock to minimize how torn up my asshole was going to be, and how long the spicy turd was going to be rubbing against it. Eventually I stood up screaming and stuck my finger in my ass trying to re-situate the sunflower sliver so it would quit fucking me up, which worked.

Unfortunately, the chick I had over the night before didn't stick around long enough to hear that story when she burst in to see what the screaming was about and found me with my pants around my ankles and my finger wiggling around in my ass.

Jesus christ that's some fucked up shit, literally!

 

[PeyoteReligion]

lol.. ive heard both (cardiac arrest and them being good for you) but how can they be good for you and possibly give you cardiac arrest at the same time? do hot peppers do damage to the heart? or only in severally concentrated doses (ie ghost chili)?

what benefits are there to eating such hot peppers? im curious as im a hot sauce addict. i eat hot sauce on many things, mexican food (oh yes), tuna sandwiches...any kind of sandwich really. pizza, etc.

In high quantities Capsaisin can kill a human, not likely through ingestion tho. In its chemical form it is an exreme irritant, and causes a burning sensation to and tissue it comes in contact with. It may be extracted into an oil (similar to cannabis ) but needs to be handled with gloves and goggels and a respirator. It can only kill a child. Or maybe an old person just because. I think I read that it won't do long term damage to the heart or tissues or anything like that. So you should be fine.