Regretting the super hot sauce on the chicken wings?

dam612

dam612

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My boy told me a few stories of fingering his girl after a round of habanero wings, apparently it's a good way to cock block yourself-this was even after washing his hands.
 
potpimp

potpimp

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I've got the usual stories about hot sauces but the best one is when I accidentally ate a habanero pepper, not knowing what it was. To say I almost died is an understatement. The next day I farted and set my underwear on fire.
 
april

april

Pickle Queen
mmmmm i luv peppers, chilli, jalepeno, habenaro and not sure make the green peppes are called but OMG they are fucking HOT!!! These i picked for drying and making my own shaker spice( also seen in pic) mmmmm tingly finger tips and pouty lips are common after my meals ;)
 
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SpaaaceCowboy

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Luger187 said:
i dont understand the fascination with spicy food. the only thing ill consume that burns is liqour, and thats only because i get fucked up after. the only thing you get after spicy food is the shits
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Peppers are known to stimulate certain receptors in the brain

themanwiththeplan said:
i use habenero sauce daily. at first i thought it was hot but now i find myself using more and more. guess you can say ive built a tolerance to it. need to find the next hottest pepper on the list and work my way up to whatever number#1 is these days
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Same here I recently got into a Habanero hot sauce...Caribbean hot sauce by Spice Exchange..Hot and flavorful.

PeyoteReligion said:
The hottest pepper on the scoval scale is the bhut jalpia or somthing like that. Also known as the ghost pepper. That shit can kill a child, no joke cardiac arrest. And yes peppers are good for you, and also slightly uphoric, this is the fascination people have. And its bomb!
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One time I had some hot sauce on a taco it literally made me feel like I was coked up for hours...Total Euphoria, it was crazy. I had a hard time believing what it did to me lol.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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dam612 said:
My boy told me a few stories of fingering his girl after a round of habanero wings, apparently it's a good way to cock block yourself-this was even after washing his hands.
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Wow I can't belive he went down there after spicy food on the fingers. She probably was screaming in pain. Good thing he didn't touch his wang, woulda burned right off.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Oops I did it again. I e destroyed my butt and gut. I've been on the can like all morning. Damn you ghost chili sauce!!!
 
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Morgan Lynn

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PeyoteReligion said:
So my friend makes the hottest fuckin sauce and puts it on the wings and its delicious! The first time he made it was the hottest, we named it Firey Butthole Sauce. And justly so, my ass was on fire :fire: when I took one this morning.

Any similar stories? Lol
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I made homemade Jalapeno poppers the other day... I wanted them to be spicey so I left some seeds in... every one of us was gargling milk after the first bite.

All I could say is "guys I fucked up" and the only replies I got was "mhm" and a whimper.
 
420God

420God

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Morgan Lynn said:
I made homemade Jalapeno poppers the other day... I wanted them to be spicey so I left some seeds in... every one of us was gargling milk after the first bite.

All I could say is "guys I fucked up" and the only replies I got was "mhm" and a whimper.
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Lol, I did the same thing the first time I made poppers. I used raw jalapenos and didn't boil them first.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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Morgan Lynn said:
YUP!

That's exactly what happened. I should have boiled them...
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Whatchu sissies talkin about? No poppers come even close to a ghost chili. This was the most fucked up shit ever! I'm used to hot but...this was different.

Mah butt hates me really bad.
Ps. Morgan lynn, I love the avatar, for some reason your bloody face is attractive as hell.
 
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