JohnnyBravo
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I changed my mind.....now I'm in love with pink.....sorry jamie
Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex
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Zekedogg
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boooky
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Yeah thats pretty gross for some reason I pictured a gooy noodle coming out of a twat....I wounder what thats like...
pinksensa
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it was horrible and ive looked at some pretty fucked up thing here in the last lil bit trying to find a pic but i cant but i do know that its a fetish novelty cuz like i said there are tons of porn videos at the store on it...and its long lips not mini-clit cocks
boooky
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Yeah they got a pussy pump at the smoke shop lol I had it on my nose thinking it was a new vaporizer
pinksensa
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Yeah they got a pussy pump at the smoke shop lol I had it on my nose thinking it was a new vaporizer
ha ha ha ha omigod haha ya no to the pussy pump though im a freaky as hell but im not cool with that this one guy was like but the swelling goes down im like nahhhhh!
Enigma
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Never did I ever imagine this being here.. then again...
Sorry fellow heads.. nothing disgusting during sex here.. well, nothing that matches anything stated before.. but if I think really hard I can try to remember one of my fucks going bad...
Nope.. nope, that was a good one...
Nah, she liked chics too... nothing out of the ordinary...
Putting it in her ass once.. that was enough....
Sex in the mountains.. fun.. but nothing disgusting...
No broke dick accidents.. but a few near misses....
I don't have any raunchy.. nasty.. make ya wanna puke stories.. just the good sex ones.. or road head almost accidents.. having friends listen in from the downstairs vent, and tell you years later.. getting caught in the car on campus.. finding everyway possible to scrump in a CRX.. then realize the parking lot was full when we got there and empty when we left.. keeping roomates up until 2 am with a VERY loud Aquarius (hands down the best fuck I've ever had)...
AHA!
Found one!
Ok, so I've been with this chic off and on for a few months now. She recently found out she wasn't the only one.. well, she never talked about it.. we just did it. Then she gets all sentimental..
Saying, "I don't want to just be a booty call..."
'Well baby, you're not.. what we do is what we do. We hang out.. smoke.. jam.. go out dancing.. and come home drunk and fuck each other's brains out.. what's wrong in that...?'
"Well.. now.. I kinda have feelings for you..."
(puppy dog eyes)
'I know what you mean.. but I don't know if I'm ready to settle down right now.. I'm kinda having a lot of fun with the way my life is.'
"I just don't want to feel like a slut.. just another booty call in your phone..."
After much debate we end up getting down to business.. she is hell bent on making me a loyal man.. so she pushes me up against the wall and fires me up proper.
As she gets my cothes off and works her way down I'm at the point where I could explode if she looks at it.
So she is giving it her all.. sucking so hard the slurp could be heard downstairs.. drool all over my balls.. she isn't giving me a moments rest.. I don't know how I held on so long.. I guess it just felt really REALLY good.. so I just kept it in my head to enjoy it for as long as I can.
Right when I start to come.. well just before it.. I swell up BIG time and land that initial shot in her throat.. she chokes.. coughs.. then pulls off to keep from drowning in my unborn babies.. then the FATHER LOAD comes blasting out into her left eye.
It kinda makes me wish I was wearing this shirt at the time:
Sorry fellow heads.. nothing disgusting during sex here.. well, nothing that matches anything stated before.. but if I think really hard I can try to remember one of my fucks going bad...
Nope.. nope, that was a good one...
Nah, she liked chics too... nothing out of the ordinary...
Putting it in her ass once.. that was enough....
Sex in the mountains.. fun.. but nothing disgusting...
No broke dick accidents.. but a few near misses....
I don't have any raunchy.. nasty.. make ya wanna puke stories.. just the good sex ones.. or road head almost accidents.. having friends listen in from the downstairs vent, and tell you years later.. getting caught in the car on campus.. finding everyway possible to scrump in a CRX.. then realize the parking lot was full when we got there and empty when we left.. keeping roomates up until 2 am with a VERY loud Aquarius (hands down the best fuck I've ever had)...
AHA!
Found one!
Ok, so I've been with this chic off and on for a few months now. She recently found out she wasn't the only one.. well, she never talked about it.. we just did it. Then she gets all sentimental..
Saying, "I don't want to just be a booty call..."
'Well baby, you're not.. what we do is what we do. We hang out.. smoke.. jam.. go out dancing.. and come home drunk and fuck each other's brains out.. what's wrong in that...?'
"Well.. now.. I kinda have feelings for you..."
(puppy dog eyes)
'I know what you mean.. but I don't know if I'm ready to settle down right now.. I'm kinda having a lot of fun with the way my life is.'
"I just don't want to feel like a slut.. just another booty call in your phone..."
After much debate we end up getting down to business.. she is hell bent on making me a loyal man.. so she pushes me up against the wall and fires me up proper.
As she gets my cothes off and works her way down I'm at the point where I could explode if she looks at it.
So she is giving it her all.. sucking so hard the slurp could be heard downstairs.. drool all over my balls.. she isn't giving me a moments rest.. I don't know how I held on so long.. I guess it just felt really REALLY good.. so I just kept it in my head to enjoy it for as long as I can.
Right when I start to come.. well just before it.. I swell up BIG time and land that initial shot in her throat.. she chokes.. coughs.. then pulls off to keep from drowning in my unborn babies.. then the FATHER LOAD comes blasting out into her left eye.
It kinda makes me wish I was wearing this shirt at the time:
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
Never did I ever imagine this being here.. then again...
Sorry fellow heads.. nothing disgusting during sex here.. well, nothing that matches anything stated before.. but if I think really hard I can try to remember one of my fucks going bad...
Nope.. nope, that was a good one...
Nah, she liked chics too... nothing out of the ordinary...
Putting it in her ass once.. that was enough....
Sex in the mountains.. fun.. but nothing disgusting...
No broke dick accidents.. but a few near misses....
I don't have any raunchy.. nasty.. make ya wanna puke stories.. just the good sex ones.. or road head almost accidents.. having friends listen in from the downstairs vent, and tell you years later.. getting caught in the car on campus.. finding everyway possible to scrump in a CRX.. then realize the parking lot was full when we got there and empty when we left.. keeping roomates up until 2 am with a VERY loud Aquarius (hands down the best fuck I've ever had)...
AHA!
Found one!
Ok, so I've been with this chic off and on for a few months now. She recently found out she wasn't the only one.. well, she never talked about it.. we just did it. Then she gets all sentimental..
Saying, "I don't want to just be a booty call..."
'Well baby, you're not.. what we do is what we do. We hang out.. smoke.. jam.. go out dancing.. and come home drunk and fuck each other's brains out.. what's wrong in that...?'
"Well.. now.. I kinda have feelings for you..."
(puppy dog eyes)
'I know what you mean.. but I don't know if I'm ready to settle down right now.. I'm kinda having a lot of fun with the way my life is.'
"I just don't want to feel like a slut.. just another booty call in your phone..."
After much debate we end up getting down to business.. she is hell bent on making me a loyal man.. so she pushes me up against the wall and fires me up proper.
As she gets my cothes off and works her way down I'm at the point where I could explode if she looks at it.
So she is giving it her all.. sucking so hard the slurp could be heard downstairs.. drool all over my balls.. she isn't giving me a moments rest.. I don't know how I held on so long.. I guess it just felt really REALLY good.. so I just kept it in my head to enjoy it for as long as I can.
Right when I start to come.. well just before it.. I swell up BIG time and land that initial shot in her throat.. she chokes.. coughs.. then pulls off to keep from drowning in my unborn babies.. then the FATHER LOAD comes blasting out into her left eye.
It kinda makes me wish I was wearing this shirt at the time:
Thats a tight shirt
jamiemichelle
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Bwuauhahahaahahahahaahaha.... I repeat... I will never eat snatch.
jamiemichelle
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Its ok. I love Pink. Thanks for thinking about it for 5 minutes though...lol.
fuck all that lickety lick bullshit....Im like a fucking canine on that shit
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JohnnyBravo
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This isn't nasty but, it scarred me just the same.....while living in new mexico, my girl and I drove to El Paso to go party one night...The highway to get there is one lane each direction and is a know drug trafficking route. Because of this there is a border patrol hut right about in the middle of the highway between El Paso and New Mexico. This hut is closed 90% of the time....So, we're drivin home about 2 am and my girl starts suckin my cock.....My pants are in the way so I decide to remove them completely and what do you know....The border patrol hut is all manned up complete with dogs and about 3 cops....I try to play it cool, pulling up to the hut with no pants on....However I must have appeared nervous and the cop asks me to step out of the vehicle....buy this time cars are getting backed up behind me also on their way back from El Paso....I Try to tell this guy I got no pants on and he gets pissed and sternly says Step out of the car (The check point is lit up with giant spot lights so it's as bright as day).....So there I am, naked from the waist down, covering my dick with my hands....I start to hear people in cars behind me hysterically laughing and some yelling shit out there windows.....The cops are laughing....Totally humiliated I get pissed and think to myself I hope your all enjoying the show....Then I got more pissed and thought you want a show I'll give you a show....I strip my shirt off...now I'm in the buff with just my socks on and I got my arms up in the air taunting the people in the cars....horns are blaring...people are in a frenzy...cops are cracking up....cop tells me to get back in my car and then says "I bet you wait till you get home next time"....Fucken Dick used me for entertainment cause he was bored at 2 am....I will never stand holding my dick in my hands again....I will proudly walk out with my cock out....LOL
jamiemichelle
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Reminds me of a time a friend and I went skinny dipping in a lake. She and I swam to this little island... probably took us about 15 minutes to swim there. On our swim back, Lake Patrol pulls up to our spot...and with a giant speaker announces that we need to get back on shore asap. So when we get about 10 feet a way from getting out, we ask our buddy who was in our spot for our bikinis. The cop told us no, that we had to got out the way we got in. Pervert. I was only 19, I put up an argument...til he started talking about getting a ticket for indecent exposure and taking me to jail for not respectin his authority...lol. So in front of everyone at the crowded lake...we step out. We ended up only getting kicked out of the park. Still embarrassing though.This isn't nasty but, it scarred me just the same.....while living in new mexico, my girl and I drove to El Paso to go party one night...The highway to get there is one lane each direction and is a know drug trafficking route. Because of this there is a border patrol hut right about in the middle of the highway between El Paso and New Mexico. This hut is closed 90% of the time....So, we're drivin home about 2 am and my girl starts suckin my cock.....My pants are in the way so I decide to remove them completely and what do you know....The border patrol hut is all manned up complete with dogs and about 3 cops....I try to play it cool, pulling up to the hut with no pants on....However I must have appeared nervous and the cop asks me to step out of the vehicle....buy this time cars are getting backed up behind me also on their way back from El Paso....I Try to tell this guy I got no pants on and he gets pissed and sternly says Step out of the car (The check point is lit up with giant spot lights so it's as bright as day).....So there I am, naked from the waist down, covering my dick with my hands....I start to hear people in cars behind me hysterically laughing and some yelling shit out there windows.....The cops are laughing....Totally humiliated I get pissed and think to myself I hope your all enjoying the show....Then I got more pissed and thought you want a show I'll give you a show....I strip my shirt off...now I'm in the buff with just my socks on and I got my arms up in the air taunting the people in the cars....horns are blaring...people are in a frenzy...cops are cracking up....cop tells me to get back in my car and then says "I bet you wait till you get home next time"....Fucken Dick used me for entertainment cause he was bored at 2 am....I will never stand holding my dick in my hands again....I will proudly walk out with my cock out....LOL
happy.fuzz
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OK I was like 15 and I was gettin a blowjob from my gf of like 2 weeks. At this point there wasnt a girl that could suck me off til I came. As I was like oh shit I'm gonna cum! She is still hangin in there like a troooper gonna take it all and I was like - Fuckin sweet!! I keep tellin her im about to cum - totally warnin her. I bust a hella nut down her throat and she immediately comes up and trys fuckin stickin her tongue down my throat! Don't get me wrong it's my stuff and I shouldnt be so damn pissed but come on! If she is willin to take it - fuckin take it. Don't half ass it and try to do some bullshit like that. I think she was into power and shit. Needless to say - I was pissed and lost her number. That may seam harsh of me but GOD DAMN! I aint into that and she shouldnt just spring that kinda shit on someone. I like the way pussy juice tastes not fuckin jizz. EWWWWWWW - it is still hard to think about and that was like 13 years ago.
pinksensa
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lmao she was into power and she was hoping that you would take that lil bit of cum then later she would have you eating your own cum....lol lol I know cuz I make submissive boys that serve me eat their own cum and they love it the humiliation of it and being told to ha hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Enigma
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This isn't nasty but, it scarred me just the same.....while living in new mexico, my girl and I drove to El Paso to go party one night...The highway to get there is one lane each direction and is a know drug trafficking route. Because of this there is a border patrol hut right about in the middle of the highway between El Paso and New Mexico. This hut is closed 90% of the time....So, we're drivin home about 2 am and my girl starts suckin my cock.....My pants are in the way so I decide to remove them completely and what do you know....The border patrol hut is all manned up complete with dogs and about 3 cops....I try to play it cool, pulling up to the hut with no pants on....However I must have appeared nervous and the cop asks me to step out of the vehicle....buy this time cars are getting backed up behind me also on their way back from El Paso....I Try to tell this guy I got no pants on and he gets pissed and sternly says Step out of the car (The check point is lit up with giant spot lights so it's as bright as day).....So there I am, naked from the waist down, covering my dick with my hands....I start to hear people in cars behind me hysterically laughing and some yelling shit out there windows.....The cops are laughing....Totally humiliated I get pissed and think to myself I hope your all enjoying the show....Then I got more pissed and thought you want a show I'll give you a show....I strip my shirt off...now I'm in the buff with just my socks on and I got my arms up in the air taunting the people in the cars....horns are blaring...people are in a frenzy...cops are cracking up....cop tells me to get back in my car and then says "I bet you wait till you get home next time"....Fucken Dick used me for entertainment cause he was bored at 2 am....I will never stand holding my dick in my hands again....I will proudly walk out with my cock out....LOL
Right on! Rock out with your cock out!
lmao she was into power and she was hoping that you would take that lil bit of cum then later she would have you eating your own cum....lol lol I know cuz I make submissive boys that serve me eat their own cum and they love it the humiliation of it and being told to ha hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That shit is just wrong.
To this day I still can't figure out why women enjoy this shit.. is it a whole power trip thing? Abused at a young age? Bad experiences with dominant men? Or do you wish you were a man?
IDK, I just don't get it.
Zekedogg
100% Authentic A$$Hole
You were getting a blowjob by a 2 week old baby?
korvette1977
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lmao she was into power and she was hoping that you would take that lil bit of cum then later she would have you eating your own cum....lol lol I know cuz I make submissive boys that serve me eat their own cum and they love it the humiliation of it and being told to ha hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You a Dominatrix .. My buddy has a basement dungen and website bdsm & fetish site- The S&M NEWS I put an addition on his house and ended up fucking his whole staff except for 2 .... and they still have men come over there to be abused , and they love it .. they pay $500 an hr to get their balls tourtured and beaten up by a woman
Enigma
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What the fuck is this world coming to?!
Well, I guess if you're making cash monies off of it.
happy.fuzz
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Well whats wierd is she was one of those real passive people in public. Evil I dunno it's just evil. I mean that's cool for those lookin for that kinda thing or whatever but to just do that is wrong and askin to start some shit. Dis respectful like you ladies are sayin bout gettin pissed on. It was seriously one of the most pissed off moments of my life. I about threw her across the room. What ever happened to some good old RESPECTFUL and FUN sex, not all this psychological BULLSHIT. This hole foor shit this hole for dick. Your tongue and mouth feels cool and so does mine. wanna use em ...ok. Not - hey I get off on fuckin treatin you like dirt cuz somebody fucked up my head when I was a kid. FUCK! OKay I've had a few to many cups of coffe and my job is slow today so - I am ranting. hehe. I love this forum.