Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex

i don't go to public pools anymore though...

not nastty, but one story i though of is
I was in high school 15/16 (over 1/2 a lifetiem ago ...

this chick I was eating out said try somethign different so I grabbed the lighter next to her and stuck it inside of her...

one tiem with my wife, we were on Xtc, and staying at a friends house who was suposed to be out for the weekend -- low and behold we are goinga t it and the door starts to open I dont think the flash could run faster then I did I made itt o the bathroom and my wife (gf at the time) left her ass on the couch.

she still laughes abotu the tiem "becky" walked in every now and then.


nothing gross I can think of though ... oh one time my bud and me were with a girl at the same time I was bettigna BJ he took care of the other end -- and when we all finished -- she kissed both of us (me first -- i dont mind my own shit if its swallowed -- but then she kissed him....

Hey Jriggs! Did you ever read 'Watership Down'?

nothing better than the queef

the other day i came on my gf and got it in her hair and literally on the walls. i was stoked, all over the pillows, i amazed even myself

all of my threesomes have been unusual as well... the first one the girl literally soaks me and my bed and my gf and the second one i fuck her friend first and the room starts smelling of a fishing dock or fishing boat or something with dead fish...COMPLETELY killed my boner..i told her it was whiskey dick lol

CanadianCoyote said:

Hey Jriggs! Did you ever read 'Watership Down'?

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At least 6 times, I tried reading plague dogs and couldnt get through it, but Watership down is my all time favorite book (I do feel alittle gay reading it though sicne its about rabits). I also have read tales from watership down about 4 times.

my friends and i had some pills and were partying. i made a move on a girl there and we go back to my room. we started getting down and i slid my hand down her pants. i was fingering her and everything was cool until it sounded like she was having wet farts. she was queefing every time she came. for a minute i was scared my hand was going to come out of her pants with liquid shit all over. good thing it was only vag juice.

makinthemagic said:

my friends and i had some pills and were partying. i made a move on a girl there and we go back to my room. we started getting down and i slid my hand down her pants. i was fingering her and everything was cool until it sounded like she was having wet farts. she was queefing every time she came. for a minute i was scared my hand was going to come out of her pants with liquid shit all over. good thing it was only vag juice.

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she was faking it. j/k