Budda_Luva
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ewww hahahahahahahahaahahahahaha thats shits funny i bet u smelt ur fingers to HAHAHAHAHAHA
for the same reason women like big dicks, because they have big pussies.thats not hard to understand is itExactly. I never understood why "allegedly straight" guys are so hung up on anal.
for the same reason women like big dicks, because they have big pussies.thats not hard to understand is it
I can't tell if I have a small dick or just big legsI don't need a Louisville slugger or anything, but I swear I've had guys no bigger than my middle finger. If its an adult party, bring adult sized toys, please.
I can't tell if I have a small dick or just big legs
Well I guess I could add to the conversation. Lets see....I was at a party and I had really been interested in this hot chick. Liked her for ages. We were in high school at the time. Anyhow, so I finally hook up with her and we go into a room. We start having sex doggy style and the lights were out, I was drunk and things were a little crazy. So im trying to go harder and faster and on one of my out strokes my dick comes fully out and when I went to slamm back in I accidently hit her in her bum.
She starts screaming in pain, my dick has just been folded in half and one of her friends was walking by the door at the same time as this happens. So her friend opens the door and turns on the light to see why her friend is screaming. It was dead set the worst night of my life. I would be as bad as getting caught jacking off by your mother.
So im fully naked and in pain and this girl who I had such a crush on is lying, screaming on the bed holding her ass and her friend is screaming at me, asking what had I done to her friend. So this then attracts the whole party who pile in the room to see what had happened.
It was just soooo bad.
She never spoke to me again and for the next week at school everyone was talking about it.
I still have nightmares....
HA! gross! how do you recover from that? very realistically i imagine.....My friend and his ex girlfriend were in bed 69in it. she was on top. anyway they were going at it when all of a sudden he got the shits all over hid face!
when I was around 16-17 years old i moved out of my parents house, and started living with a bunch of friends...
One day I come home from work, to find 2 beautiful women ** both were complete knockouts, 1 brunette and the other chick was a hot Fire Crotch ** in my living room being entertained by my roomies. i sit down and join the conversation, i noticed though that brunette was didnt talk too much, and when asked why she was so quiet she signed to me that she was deaf
** i know enough sign language to say a few words and phrases**
She and I begin carrying our own conversation, when she looks over at me and does the old " slide the finger in circle" jesture with her hands asking me if I wanna fuck? I obliged... cause i knew this was gonna for sure put me in hell...
** she actually verbally ASKED me, that alone was almost enough for me to lose my mind in laughter**
She and I start going at it and I'm on top, and she's moaning ** more like grunting, but i think it was supposed to be moaning** she started getting into it a lil more and STARTED TALKING DIRTY IN MY EAR!!! ** uhhh eayaaa, eels ood and shit that i couldnt make out **
at this point i'm in tears from me laighing... laughing so hard that I had to bury my face in the pillow next to her and was literally screaming with laughter...
We switched around and I was plowing her from the back making this woman scream/grunt/what ever you call it... all the while I have my head back in laughter like some kind of mad scientist... this went on like this for about 45 minutes to an hour... her screaming and me laughing like a super villain..
when we finished and walked back out into the living room I find my roomies all sitting there shaking there heads at me in one giant collective moment of me being an asshole...
all i could say was "WHAT??? I didn't know deaf girls were so loud..."
She and I have been dating on and off ever since...
practice makes perfect.I loved this . . lmao.
The nastiest sex experience I can think of is when I was giving my ex head, I blew chunks all over his lap. It came on so suddenly .. I didn't even feel sick. Well I guess now I know deep throating is not one of my specialties!
Exactly why I never go in public pools....ewwww. .anyways we then went right to the hot tub, and at the same time several classfuls of children came in (middle schoolish) and went right to the slide, each laughing themselves head first down teh pool right into where i just made a protein deposit. not as nasty as some of the stuff already posted but i still think i may not get into heaven because of this.