Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[cannabineer]

How cool would that be
Psittacines versifying
Haiku-only birds

 

[Hepheastus420]

Play your childish game
A caveman could do it
So what are you than?

Caveman wrote haiku? .
Rules 5-7-5 for thread.
I am a caveman, .

 

[cannabineer]

Numbers versus words
Is 7 one syllable?
Angels crowd on pins...

 

[Hepheastus420]

How cool would that be
Psittacines versifying
Haiku-only birds

Yes they are awesome. .
They Roll over, play dead, fetch
Know more tricks than dogs.

You should go get one,
Play basketball and bowling,
They are very smart.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Fuck your rules guy
Broken records shouldn't speak
I am Rick James bitch!

 

[Metasynth]

Weary spirits rise
Fires glow within my soul
Time to spark a bowl

 

[RavenMochi]

A raven I'll get
in the month of June they ship
he'll join the darkside.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Numbers versus words
Is 7 one syllable?
Angels crowd on pins...

Hypocrite I am,
Destroyed rules myself, It's two.
I have fixed it though, .

 

[Metasynth]

Assaulted nostrils
Burning fruit with hint of spice
Oh, that's just my weed!

Crack open this jar
Stars sparkle on green so bright
Joy of my homegrown

Another flavor?
Multitude of jars so full...
Delite in your choice

 

[RavenMochi]

Fuck your rules guy
Broken records shouldn't speak
I am Rick James bitch!

yet the record speaks
and yet still he cannot count
such a sad excuse

by his own statement
a caveman could outperform
the crytpkeeper's words.

was the cryptkeeprs
learning disability
really so severe?

 

[Metasynth]

Voice cracking, so shy
"Would you like to try some weed"
Careful with my pride

 

[RavenMochi]

Assaulted nostrils
Burning fruit with hint of spice
Oh, that's just my weed!

Crack open this jar
Stars sparkle on green so bright
Joy of my homegrown

Another flavor?
Multitude of jars so full...
Delite in your choice

how nice it must be
to have such variety
I will know quite soon

 

[Metasynth]

Madness! You're Crazy!
Nine strains born in my garden
Look who's crazy now

Be still...What is this?
Two additional indoors?
Make that eleven...

In 3 weeks that is...
Eleven strains should be good
I bore easily...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

yet the record speaks
and yet still he cannot count
such a sad excuse

by his own statement
a caveman could outperform
the crytpkeeper's words.

was the cryptkeeprs
learning disability
really so severe?

That was 5-7-5 dumbass. It's you who cannot count.

 

[Metasynth]

Fuck your rules guy
Broken records shouldn't speak
I am Rick James bitch!

"Fuck your rules guy" 5?
I should think not, no matter.
It is just a game...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

"Fuck your rules guy" 5?
I should think not, no matter.
It is just a game...

Everywhere I check says 'rules' is 2 syllables.

 

[Metasynth]

Everywhere I check says 'rules' is 2 syllables.

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/rules.html


Check? We do not check!
What my ears tell me is true
There's no need to check...


http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/caveman.html

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/rules.html

The minority vote wins. I left this thread 12hr ago and y'all were still talking about me.

 

[Metasynth]

The minority vote wins. I left this thread 12hr ago and y'all were still talking about me.

Only because we're
Limited to seventeen
lousy syllables...

 

[RavenMochi]

That was 5-7-5 dumbass. It's you who cannot count.

Everywhere I check says 'rules' is 2 syllables.

http://www.howmanysyllables.com/words/rules.html

so sad I can't laugh
as the crypt fails in language
and still cannot count

did you graduate?
our school system has failed you
else you have failed you

a caveman could write
a haiku, so you tell us
yet you have failed twice

I don't even count
when you didn't even try
lest it be count 5