Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[RavenMochi]

The minority vote wins. I left this thread 12hr ago and y'all were still talking about me.

you left nothing crypt
you still continue to post
that is not leaving

looking desperately
to win where no one competes
how far you've fallen

and yet still you can't
reply in a haiku form
how desperate you are.

 

[Metasynth]

you left nothing crypt
you still continue to post
that is not leaving

looking desperately
to win where no one competes
how far you've fallen

and yet still you can't
reply in a haiku form
how desperate you are.

"Looking desperate"
Hate to be "haiku Nazi"
Call the kettle black

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

you left nothing crypt
you still continue to post
that is not leaving

looking desperately
to win where no one competes
how far you've fallen

and yet still you can't
reply in a haiku form
how desperate you are.

You can't fall from the bottom and reach the top silly bird.

 

[RavenMochi]

and still the crypt speaks
while having nothing to say
how sad you must be.

look in the mirror
can you stand what it shows you?
if standards are low.

try again poor crypt
but educate yourself first
master the language.

 

[RavenMochi]

"Looking desperate"
Hate to be "haiku Nazi"
Call the kettle black

"looking desperately"
is what it was meant to be
I know what I speak

 

[Metasynth]

you left nothing crypt
you still continue to post
that is not leaving

looking desperately
to win where no one competes
how far you've fallen

and yet still you can't
reply in a haiku form
how desperate you are.

Desperate is three
And "Looking Desperately"...
That one's Six, my friend

Syllable counting...
It is not for everyone
Even Gods will fall.....

 

[RavenMochi]

Desperate is three
And "Looking Desperately"...
That one's Six, my friend

Syllable counting...
It is not for everyone
Even Gods will fall.....

quite right dear meta
when I speak it I skip one
which messed up my count.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

 

[Jakabok Botch]

fuckn stupid people
i cant stand you dumb fuckers
you are full of shit

fuck you i am out
off to make haikus with friends
relax smoke a bowl

 

[tyler.durden]

Fuck your rules guy
Broken records shouldn't speak
I am Rick James bitch!

You are a Brickhouse
Thick is your skull for counting
Above post is close...

 

[tyler.durden]

fuckn stupid people
i cant stand you dumb fuckers
you are full of shit

fuck you i am out
off to make haikus with friends
relax smoke a bowl

Please come back soon, Botch.
You're in my Haiku Army
Are we chopped liver?

 

[tyler.durden]

Trimming consumes me!
Many hours are invested
I'm not even close...

Reward Requires work
My girls needed a haircut
I murdered them all...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Parakeet hates me,
I guess I should give it time,
He likes celery.

 

[Jakabok Botch]

Please come back soon, Botch.
You're in my Haiku Army
Are we chopped liver?

you're one of the friends
stupid people are elsewhere
now come smoke this tree

 

[tyler.durden]

you're one of the friends
stupid people are elsewhere
now come smoke this tree

I am trimming now
Hashish covers my scissors,
And my very Soul.

Bodies dismembered
Green limbs hanging and drying
I sample often...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Parakeet hates me,
I guess I should give it time,
He likes celery.

Fuck this thread. I like it though. I'll just continue to post and ignore 'the rules' as I do everywhere else in life.

 

[tyler.durden]

Fuck this thread. I like it though. I'll just continue to post and ignore 'the rules' as I do everywhere else in life.

I cannot force you
It's a manner of Honor
Rules? For your own good

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I cannot force you
It's a manner of Honor
Rules? For your own good

I'm sure it is a 'manner' of honor.

Rules?

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

You know there are only eight rules, and you haven't stated one.

 

[cannabineer]

Catacomb warden
lives under bridge waiting
for the goatse to come.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm sure it is a 'manner' of honor.

Rules?


You know there are only eight rules, and you haven't stated one.

You tout Tyler's rules
My Fight Club memes are legend
Manner is Matter