A Guy Walks Into A Bar...

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!
 
Four guys are sitting naked in a hot tub. They hear a high-pitched fart. The big one says " ... virgin's mine."

My favorite gay joke:
Q) How ya spot the queer redneck?
A) Back of the pickup has a spice rack.
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A Blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the desert. Another blond is driving by and stops to yell angrly "It's dumb ass bitches like you that give us blonds a bad name!!! if i could swim, i'd kick your ass!!"
 
One of my best friends always gave me shit for being short, so being he was blonde I used to always make blonde jokes. True story, now his hair changed to brown naturally...at the same time he started balding. I figured it was a natural conversion so it wouldn't give people the wrong impression that he got smart.
 
Three gay guys are in a hot tub and one of them notices some cum floating on the water. He looks at the other two and says, OK, who farted?
 
A man goes to his doctor and says, Doc, you have to help me. I keep letting silent farts and, oops, there's one now, and they're really smelly, and I, darn, there's another. They're really smelly and silent and I can't, geez, there's a double, and I can't stop letting them. No one can hear them but, heck there's another one, but people seem to figure out who let them and they stare at, damn, three more, and they stare at me. You gotta help me Doc, can you tell me what's wrong with me?

The Doctor said, well, first off, you're going deaf.
 
Brick Top said:
A man goes to his doctor and says, Doc, you have to help me. I keep letting silent farts and, oops, there's one now, and they're really smelly, and I, darn, there's another. They're really smelly and silent and I can't, geez, there's a double, and I can't stop letting them. No one can hear them but, heck there's another one, but people seem to figure out who let them and they stare at, damn, three more, and they stare at me. You gotta help me Doc, can you tell me what's wrong with me?

The Doctor said, well, first off, you're going deaf.
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A blond goes to the DOC says she hurts all over her body!
Blond "it hurts when i touch my knee, head, sholder, neck, back, legs.. even my shoes!"
DOC " we call that a broken finger ma'am"
 
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