Im not trolling, I see the Bible as a useful tool for teaching morality, but taking it literally is ridiculous.
War in Heaven: The Angels split onto two sides and a war was waged in the sky. Lucifer the Fallen Star an Archangel on one side and God on the other (each with their posse of Angels). It doesnt make sense even if I was a believer. Why didnt God just wipe the "bad lads" from existance?
End of Days: All the babble about the Lamb slaying the multi headed dragon? Come on man, its prophetic and even most theologians dont take it seriously.
Noahs Flood: Two of every species on a ship because the whole world was flooded?
Zombie Jesus: I believe that there was infact a preacher named Jesus who was crucified, Roman records confirm this, but rising from the dead? Theres no evidence of this except the Bible, and something cannot prove itself correct purely because its written, its a logical fallacy.
Adam and Eve: Do I even need to go into this?
Genesis: The Universe was not created in 7 day, woman was not made from the rib of a man and we didnt all come from two white people chilling in a garden eating apples
Moses' Tablets: Where is the Arc of the Covenent now?
Virgin Birth: Impossible without believing in God
Hell: Even most theologians disagree with the fire and brimstone version in the Bible, and it doesnt make sense, God sent the loser of the "War in Heaven" to Hell to torture people? He was evil anyway apparently, so didnt he get the perfect job?
Honestly Im not trolling, personal faith is cool and Iv much respect for people who make up their own mind about what to believe...but to believe a book so full of nonsense that it makes Hollywood look uncreative just because the man in cloth told you to? Come on man, wake up and make up your own beliefs, at least then they'll be truely relevant to you.
Please bear in mind Im from Eire, its one of the most religiously Christian nations on the entire planet... I read the Bible multiple times cover to cover as a child and went to mass daily, so please dont try tell me I dont know anything about it just cos I dont believe it.