Pulled over with a 1/2oz. of Dank :(

Sanchez33

Active Member
I was driving my car a few hours ago with a friend and his girlfriend when I got pulled over by a local cop. We hadn't been smoking which is great so we weren't greeting the officer with bloodshot eyes and smelly clothes, but my friend did have a half oz of the goodstuff with him and it was pretty smelly.

I saw the cop pull out behind me as I drove down a mainstreet and follow me for a bit from a distance, so I turned into a residential area and drove a couple more blocks, just as I was about to turn onto another side street the cop barrels around the corner accelerates like mad and turns his lights/siren on. As soon as I saw him come around the corner I had instructed my friend to put the sack under the seat, roll up his window and let me do the talking.

When the cop came over I rolled down the window about four inches and before he spoke I politely asked why I had been pulled over, he said I had speeding and asked for my DL and insurance.. (never bothered with registration.. guess thats old school?). The second officer took my two friends DL's. When the cop came back to the car he asked me to step outside and "have a chat with him". So he positioned me in front of his cruiser and gave me my ticket. I thought things were good to go but then he started trying to ask me all sorts of questions. "Anything illegal in the car? You have anything on you? How 'bout your friends, they got anything? Do you like to smoke a little weed? (Yes he really asked me that..) How 'bout your friends, they smoke?" I responded with simple negative responses to all the officers questions, "no theres nothing in the car, no I have nothing on me, no my friends dont have anything" etc...
Then he tryed to weasel into my car with the classic "So if nothing's in the car, mind if I have a look to make sure everythings ok?" I had rehearsed being pulled over many times in my head.. specifically how to answer this question. I politely, but very assertively said "Officer, I do not consent to any searches". BAM. All he replied was "Well that's your right" I asked if I was free to go, and he said that I was. So I got in, buckled up and was home free.
To a lot of you this might seem like pretty normal, everyday crap. This was only the second time I have ever been pulled over, so I was trying not to be intimidated, but also I knew that we had goods on us that, if convicted of, would get my car impounded, get me kicked from school, bar me from recieving any more financial aid (effectively ending my college career), stop my from ever holding the job that I'm going to school for and potentially cost me my freedom.
Lastly, I just wanted to plug a video I saw on YouTube called "Flex Your Rights" I actually viewed it because of a suggestion from a poster on this forum some time ago. The video walks you through traffic stops, using your rights and not letting the officer trample all over you. I have watched the video three times preparing for the worst, and today I put that knowledge to a real world test. I got a speeding ticket.. But I'm at home right now smoking a bowl and chatting to you guys because I flexed my rights. Watch the vid if you get a chance... Seriously..
 

Buzzkill

Well-Known Member
Grats man. Nice to know he didnt just pull the classic "fuck you im searching the car anyway".:mrgreen:



:joint:
 

boooky

Well-Known Member
LMAO Hell yes......I had to run because a friend gave consent to search I know the rules they search everyone lol....They caught me 3 blocks away no weed.....I got out in 1 day for running and last time I went in for weed they charged me with CDS and I was in jail for 4 months over a 2 ounces......Other 2 times I was young and stupid and let them search me the second time I also had over $1200 witch makes it a felony....You got lucky stay out of jail....
 

Istayz High

Well-Known Member
I was driving my car a few hours ago with a friend and his girlfriend when I got pulled over by a local cop. We hadn't been smoking which is great so we weren't greeting the officer with bloodshot eyes and smelly clothes, but my friend did have a half oz of the goodstuff with him and it was pretty smelly.

I saw the cop pull out behind me as I drove down a mainstreet and follow me for a bit from a distance, so I turned into a residential area and drove a couple more blocks, just as I was about to turn onto another side street the cop barrels around the corner accelerates like mad and turns his lights/siren on. As soon as I saw him come around the corner I had instructed my friend to put the sack under the seat, roll up his window and let me do the talking.

When the cop came over I rolled down the window about four inches and before he spoke I politely asked why I had been pulled over, he said I had speeding and asked for my DL and insurance.. (never bothered with registration.. guess thats old school?). The second officer took my two friends DL's. When the cop came back to the car he asked me to step outside and "have a chat with him". So he positioned me in front of his cruiser and gave me my ticket. I thought things were good to go but then he started trying to ask me all sorts of questions. "Anything illegal in the car? You have anything on you? How 'bout your friends, they got anything? Do you like to smoke a little weed? (Yes he really asked me that..) How 'bout your friends, they smoke?" I responded with simple negative responses to all the officers questions, "no theres nothing in the car, no I have nothing on me, no my friends dont have anything" etc...
Then he tryed to weasel into my car with the classic "So if nothing's in the car, mind if I have a look to make sure everythings ok?" I had rehearsed being pulled over many times in my head.. specifically how to answer this question. I politely, but very assertively said "Officer, I do not consent to any searches". BAM. All he replied was "Well that's your right" I asked if I was free to go, and he said that I was. So I got in, buckled up and was home free.
To a lot of you this might seem like pretty normal, everyday crap. This was only the second time I have ever been pulled over, so I was trying not to be intimidated, but also I knew that we had goods on us that, if convicted of, would get my car impounded, get me kicked from school, bar me from recieving any more financial aid (effectively ending my college career), stop my from ever holding the job that I'm going to school for and potentially cost me my freedom.
Lastly, I just wanted to plug a video I saw on YouTube called "Flex Your Rights" I actually viewed it because of a suggestion from a poster on this forum some time ago. The video walks you through traffic stops, using your rights and not letting the officer trample all over you. I have watched the video three times preparing for the worst, and today I put that knowledge to a real world test. I got a speeding ticket.. But I'm at home right now smoking a bowl and chatting to you guys because I flexed my rights. Watch the vid if you get a chance... Seriously..

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say you are White. Am I right?
 

jamiemichelle

Well-Known Member
Thats nuts! Good job... I totally thought you were gonna tell him it was ok to search! I bet that was an adrenaline rush.
 

Sanchez33

Active Member
Thats nuts! Good job... I totally thought you were gonna tell him it was ok to search! I bet that was an adrenaline rush.
It was! I actually reverted to using mental calming methods for public speaking I learned as a Sophmore lol! I know I'm not as bad assed as a lot of people on here.. I'm just a normal college kid that likes to smoke a bit of herb.. I have never been much of a trouble maker.
 

Bamm Bamm

Well-Known Member
Congratulations... I've been pulled over dozens of times and never searched as well and always had stuff in the car=).. Just play it cool and you'll be cool


In the infamous words of Samuel L. Jackson as Jewels in Pulp Fiction "Bitch Be Cool!"
 

Bamm Bamm

Well-Known Member
LOVE em.... watched them earlier this week then last night before I went to bed I watched FeaR And Loathing in Las Vegas.. Fuck now I feel like I have spidermites crawling on me... ATRGH..afamngdvl
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J - Dog

Well-Known Member
Great Job Sanchez!

Barry's video comes to mind right now too..

I'll share a little story along those same lines:

I got a super-dankity dank bag 1/8 of weed one me.
I waited until I got off of work to smoke a bowl. I was headed to my older brothers place a couple miles away. I was still in my Waiter wear, from a restaurant.

You could smell this shit in my pocket, in a bag, across the restaurant. It was Northwest Finest.

As soon as I clocked off, I hopped in my ride, (at the time a late 80's honda accord), I loaded a bowl.
I tugged about 3 hits. BUT I did have my window rolled down! (*key* keep your F*ng window rolled down to release the stank.)

As soon as I hit that 3rd hit, I was getting pulled over.! :confused: It was dark out. Red and Blue Lights!!
I rammed the 8th bag under the wool seat covers. panicked the small pipe under the seat.
Started Tripping!! I was just starting to get totally high as the officer approached. :twisted:

He told me my tail-light was out. Liscense/Registration... Asked why and where I was coming from?
Meanwhile he goes back to his car to run my shit.
My Eyes start turning red. I'm getting higher than a MoFo'er and scared sober at the same time!!

He comes back and gives me a ticket. And a lecture.
I was like :blsmoke::mrgreen:

Lesson: Keep your windows rolled down and Blow out!!

I was just naturally cautious. and I could have easily been fukked!
Just goes to show that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure...

Had my windows been rolled up, thinking I'll be at my Bro's soon, I woulda' been fukkin Nailed!

FYI
 

smokertoker

Well-Known Member
You definitely got lucky. I've and it go both ways. Once pulled over and they listened to me declining the search the other them saying fuck you we're searching anyways. I didn't have shit on me and still got a ticket for possesion. Lil fuckers didn't go to court so shit got droped but of course I still had to get a lawyer. F'n cops are criminals...
 

gemsta

Infected With Chronicitus
Nice story Sanchez, way to keep your cool. :clap:

J - Dog, I woulda been shittin bricks. I've never been pulled over while smoking and I always hot box my car! Always. I guess I gotta stop doing that except for when the vehicle is parked.
 

Stormfront

Well-Known Member
lmao i got stopped at a checkpoint looking for drunk drivers a few months ago with 2 oz in my glove box, state police everywhere so i couldnt turn around, i was shitting bricks but i was alone so i was ok, the statey walks to my car and asks if i had been drinking, i don't so i was straight, i then proceeded to tel her i was "really happy they were out here doing a good job" and that "I had to make the drive from work every night with these dangers" she smiled and told me to have a goodnight....i never went so slow in my life....

on the other hand i had a local cop pull up behind me while i was in my car, in my driveway blazing up, he tried to get me to come out of the car, lmao i just laughed, lit a cig stepped out and walked into my house...i kow they have a job to do, but damn let me live, my state has a mandatory min sentence of 6 years for any amount, fuck that.
 

boooky

Well-Known Member
lmao i got stopped at a checkpoint looking for drunk drivers a few months ago with 2 oz in my glove box, state police everywhere so i couldnt turn around, i was shitting bricks but i was alone so i was ok, the statey walks to my car and asks if i had been drinking, i don't so i was straight, i then proceeded to tel her i was "really happy they were out here doing a good job" and that "I had to make the drive from work every night with these dangers" she smiled and told me to have a goodnight....i never went so slow in my life....

on the other hand i had a local cop pull up behind me while i was in my car, in my driveway blazing up, he tried to get me to come out of the car, lmao i just laughed, lit a cig stepped out and walked into my house...i kow they have a job to do, but damn let me live, my state has a mandatory min sentence of 6 years for any amount, fuck that.
Hell yeah im not alone....Its ether run or talk to some douche that robbed a wal-mart for a few months....Fuckin moolys man....
 

Bamm Bamm

Well-Known Member
last time I got pulled over I was smoking a bowl also I just put the stuff away and lit a cigarette.. I've had that happen like 3 times in the last 10 or so years=)

and ont he other hand always be polite as hell like the guy above said.. When I used to drink I drove through about 5checkpoints totally shitfaced.. I got pulled over for speeding once leaving the bar I had been there for 5hours(job promotion party) taking shots the entire time.. I was doing the speed limit 1 mile from my house and my gf is like speed up a little to not draw attention so I speed up 5mph.. 15seconds later fucking lights flashed on me.. I told her "don''t say a word" passed her some gum and I had a piece as well. I answered his questions handed him my info signed my ticket for speeding and got the fuck out of there. I spent the rest of the night puking in the bathroom because of all the patron shots I had been taking all night... I was and have been very lucky.. I don't even drink anymore when I do I limit myself to a max of 2 drinks and that why I almways good... Plus my stomach hurts too much now if I get drunk all the time fuck that I smoke chronic
 

ViRedd

New Member
I usually smoke while driving on road trips. I love to drive high while on long trips. I also love to smoke cigars on these road trips too. So, after I smoke a couple of bowls, I fire up a nice, dark-leafed cigar, put my cruise on about 5 over the limit ... and just sit back with the stereo on and cruise. Of course the car smells like a Hoyo de Monterey, but what's the worst case ... the CHIPY asking me if I can lay a cigar on him? :blsmoke:

Vi
 
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