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april

april

Pickle Queen
Winter Woman said:
Your a baker? When can I come over? Do you bake with chocolate, too? It's Friday night and I'm finally excited!
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LOL amateur baker :) I find it easy to bake anything, google and youtube can teach u anything !!! well the basics on how to ;)

Yes i love baking with chocolate !!!! omg i made this ruffle chip almond pb milk choc bark soo yummy, the other day i decided to use graham crackers(make my own crumbs) milk choc baking chips, crushed peanuts,caramel balls, mini marshmallows and make the best stoner treat i ever tasted!!! omg i ate almost the entire pan myself in 3 days lol

U out of brownies??? lol
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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april said:
Ok gotta give her props for creativity :) Im gonna have to check out the local baking store and see what kinda fun treats they have ;)
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they just tasted like sugar..there was diamonds and rubys LOL

i wish i could post the pics haha
 
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smokey mcsmokester

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PeyoteReligion said:
Ya I thought this thread would have more to do with boners. Which is kinda odd that I came in to the thread...(quietly slips out the door in a non gay fasion)
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Yeah I figured you'd have a pic posted of the wife putting up the tree in her undies topless or something hence the premature erection...lol..... It is kind of early .... That widow sure does wonders to the mind....lol...
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Nope, not yet. I have 16 mini-muffins left from the last batch. But they don't sound anything like you yummies. Can you send me the recipe for the milk choc bark? Sounds just too good not to try it.
april said:
LOL amateur baker :) I find it easy to bake anything, google and youtube can teach u anything !!! well the basics on how to ;)

Yes i love baking with chocolate !!!! omg i made this ruffle chip almond pb milk choc bark soo yummy, the other day i decided to use graham crackers(make my own crumbs) milk choc baking chips, crushed peanuts,caramel balls, mini marshmallows and make the best stoner treat i ever tasted!!! omg i ate almost the entire pan myself in 3 days lol

U out of brownies??? lol
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blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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april said:
I only buy the candles that smell like baked goods, i like the mason jar ones, but i don't tease i always have yummy baked treats in the kitchen, i even made pizze buns the other day!!! Oh yes whipped cheesecake muffins and choc chip cookie bars are always available ;) Just ask her to bake u something yummy!!
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i enjoy cookin when im high thats about the only time tho, but i dont make amazin soundin stuff like that! there shoulda been an ex before girl...told her to stop lightin them damn candles. lol jk
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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smokey mcsmokester said:
Yeah I figured you'd have a pic posted of the wife putting up the tree in her undies topless or something hence the premature erection...lol..... It is kind of early .... That widow sure does wonders to the mind....lol...
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i wish i could get some white widow. last time i smoked that was out of a volcano. after i smoked two big bags to myself i went to a party in basketball shorts and a thermal with a gallon of water just chillin! everything would go into this cartoon look for a few minutes and then it would go away and on and on...shit was wild.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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JimmyRecard said:
This made no sense too me, at first I thought you were talking about your dick and your erection then you start talking about the weather, halloween, thanksgiving, and white widow?

So someone explained are talking about dicks or not?
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...it went right over your head.
 
wheels619

wheels619

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rowlman said:
Why the fuck is my ol'lady putting up a Christmas tree?:wall: It's 59 and sunny outside and I'm eating Halloween candy. What happened to the Thanksgiving stuff?...the White Widow has got her lost I guess...cuz we have a shit load of Fall decore she gets out when she packs away the Halloween shit...I'm not even ganna ask her.:-?
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dude my chick just sent me a text today that she bought a christmas tree. lol. wtf why? is what im thinking but of course i just text back "sweet. :)" lmfao.

mmm grilled turkey..................... little bit of drool.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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I myself love Christmas, the lights, the smells,spending money I don't have...it's all great. But we usually do the tree thing AFTER turkey day...thats all I was saying...

...I think most of you got it. And I still don't see the Fall shit, but the tree is lit??...wtf...I guess you'd have to be here in my head to see the humor.

I got grammas book out, I'm cooking cookies like a fuckin cookie monster this year...at least 10 different kinds. So if you come to my house, you get a cookie tray for Christmas.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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yep, it was about her erecting the tree early...the title just popped up...I knew it would bring you guys in though, more so than a lame X-mas tree story.
 
wheels619

wheels619

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rowlman said:
yep, it was about her erecting the tree early...the title just popped up...I knew it would bring you guys in though, more so than a lame X-mas tree story.
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that was an awesome fuckin title dude. its what got my ass in here. just wait for the christmas lights. lol.
 
rowlman

rowlman

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I plan to do like Gramma did and start kicking out about 6+ dozen a day untill Christmas,
 
rowlman

rowlman

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...good quetion. I'll have to go thru the book later...I don't remember them made as a kid....and we made alot of fuckin cookies...but if not, I'm adding it...I love those.
 
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