LOL...my older dog won't move either. Yep, it's fake...I always get a real one after turkey day....this one goes on the other side of the house usually, but for some reason, it's down from the attic and set up in the living room already!...oh well, it kinda got me in the spirit early this year.With grandkids now, I gatta stay on my toes with this shit...it's for them anyways. I'm smoking on a local strain called Danny Treveno...he's a dispensary owner near me and this is his sig strain...he's got special this week, send a new costomer in and they can get it for $10 a gram, then I go in and get mine for $10 a gram for sending them.
...I only have 1 strain left of my smoke,a jar and 1/2 of headband...gatta make that last, it's the best strain for pain.