Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[cannabineer]

ASCII Correction!
Polar Bear enforces Rules
Must still be Haiku

How "ku" is haiku
when it's made of numerals?
Asyllabic things.
cn

 

[canniboss]

I'd be amazed if nobody snagged this one yet but here is Jack's haiku:
Worker bee's can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.

 

[tyler.durden]

I'd be amazed if nobody snagged this one yet but here is Jack's haiku:
Worker bee's can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The Queen is their slave.

He was a Recluse.
I am Jack's awesome Haiku
I live in his house...

 

[RavenMochi]

live in his house, huh?
jack must have met the same fate
as trick or treaters O.O

I suppose it is,
as good a way as any
to make house vacant

 

[eye exaggerate]

oh...oh christmas tree...
where for art thou christmas tree
one with THC!

jumping all over
but I'm sure that it's ok
...I did it myyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaay

 

[cannabineer]

Very lifted Dodge
makes my Gallardo look so small!
I'll park under him.
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

hey, what the lambo?
under a power wagon?
awesome visual!

 

[RavenMochi]

its my intention
to have many christmas trees,
they'll give me presents

I wire the lights
one more trip to home depot,
and it will be on.

tonight they begin,
germination is their path,
12/12 from seedlings

hydroton, coco,
and all the nutes that I need,
waiting ends and starts

 

[eye exaggerate]

..."you must spread your reps"
sorry raven, but I tried!
that was very cool!

 

[RavenMochi]

What happened to you?!
you run around us naked!
with no avatar!

its the thought that counts,
it does the same thing to me,
damn imposed limits!

 

[eye exaggerate]

I think it is 'cause
tomorrow is my birthday
...thought I'd try the suit!

 

[cannabineer]

I wore my such suit
on a recent date. She said
"get it cleaned and pressed".

cn

 

[RavenMochi]

are you shitting me?!
well then, happy birthday eye,
how old will you be?

 

[eye exaggerate]

...too close to forty!
But in spirit I am 3...
...think I'll always be!

 

[RavenMochi]

I am 31,
for least another 2 months,
father times a cunt.

 

[tyler.durden]

...too close to forty!
But in spirit I am 3...
...think I'll always be!

Eye's a year wiser
Sings, 'Happy Birthday to You!'
Don't fear the Reaper

 

[eye exaggerate]

Avatar, it seems...
was lost in negative space
...so here's one with taste

Same, actually
just had mundane sht come up...
to brake my haiku!

So, I snipped one bud
...one of two runts I took down
But now I am up

 

[eye exaggerate]

Eye's a year wiser
Sings, 'Happy Birthday to You!'
Don't fear the Reaper

...mmm, Wiser, I shall.
Tip a glass back on ice - nice!
Cheers to all of you.

 

[tyler.durden]

its my intention
to have many christmas trees,
they'll give me presents

I wire the lights
one more trip to home depot,
and it will be on.

tonight they begin,
germination is their path,
12/12 from seedlings

hydroton, coco,
and all the nutes that I need,
waiting ends and starts

Anticipation
Giving birth to Green Daughters
A Magical Time

I have ten Dank Girls
Basking in Blue HID
They all Sing to me

I give them Power,
A mild solution Shower,
Before they Flower...

 

[eye exaggerate]

! ...now a friend stops by
sorry, again I must fly...
back again, I'll try.