BeachsideGreen
Well-Known Member
Dude, way tmi, but got damn had me burstin for a few minutes. I'm just glad I didn't have anything to drink while reading or you'd owe me a grand for a new comp. LOL
grr Toilet Paper...
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I grew up in a mode-B household. My wife of many years (now my ex of many ... oohh gotta stay nice) was also mode B. So was my xgf.HAHAHA
PLEASE explain why? I must disagree i pick A , my reasoning (yelling if needed) is that i'm a women and since i use it more i want A !!!!No but seriously u can never find the end if u pick B and i always take way 2 much paper, not sure why, maybe i feel the need to tug slightly harder lol MEN are WRONG it's A all the way !!!
WHY would you want the paper's end to be more of a reach?? It's bad enough I have to do a side-stretch just to reach the
paper holder. Trying to do a "reacharound" on top of that landlord-installed bit o'bad ergonomics would be the straw to break the camel's back.Mod A is ergonomically, metaphysically and morally just WRONG.
cn
april
Pickle Queen
I must disagree, my roll hangs about 2 feet away and having to spin the roll around to locate the end only ends with me wasting too much butt wipe, or worse i must stand b4 i get a good wipe and at that point the paper is not the only thing feeling shittyI grew up in a mode-B household. My wife of many years (now my ex of many ... oohh gotta stay nice) was also mode B. So was my xgf.
WHY would you want the paper's end to be more of a reach?? It's bad enough I have to do a side-stretch just to reach the
Mod A is ergonomically, metaphysically and morally just WRONG.
I stand by mode A , my kittens also agree, i allows them to easily unwind an entire roll in only 16 paw wacks
lmfao
Capt. Stickyfingers
Well-Known Member
Shit, I don't even have a tp holder. It usually ends up sitting on the edge of the bathtub and at least 2 times a month it falls in and gets wet.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You own cats. Your argument is invalid. cn
april
Pickle Queen
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
You're a polar bear. You don't have the vocal cords to argue.
Capt. Stickyfingers
Well-Known Member
And you stink of salmon and seal guts.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Maybe if you're an anglerfish or a black widow, or a praying mantis ... the species in which the MEN give head!What argument?
Rule # 1 The female is ALWAYS right
Q: If a man speaks in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
A: Yes dear. cn
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
Unless over ruled by the gay best friend. Someone has to keep you girls in line.What argument?
Rule # 1 The female is ALWAYS right
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
More like salmon and seal blubber.
Capt. Stickyfingers
Well-Known Member
I realized that shortly after I typed it. I thought, fuck.. polar bears can't eat honey stupid.More like salmon and seal blubber.
Carne Seca
Well-Known Member
They can. They just won't. Polar Bears are assholes. (present company excluded, of course)I realized that shortly after I typed it. I thought, fuck.. polar bears can't eat honey stupid.
addendum: (totally kidding)
april
Pickle Queen
MMM those sound like yummy treats covered in chocolate, men are on this planet to open jars and amuse women with their pork sword.(Wait Carne is around 2 mentaly amuse me since i can't lure him to "the other side")
I'm sure all the female animals would say yes. But why is this man speaking to trees? and they say women are crazy hahahaha
april
Pickle Queen
As u point and giggle and ask for another slushy drink
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I was looking for a suitable photo to underline my indignation about the sudden and co-ordinated assault on polar bear hygiene ... but i found this. Does this epically rock, or what!! And it's on topic!! Nothing but win. cn
april
Pickle Queen
hahahah dude i have the reindeer keychain, fresh from the package lmfao oh the irony hahahaha im gonna take a pic heheheheI was looking for a suitable photo to underline my indignation about the sudden and co-ordinated assault on polar bear hygiene ... but i found this. Does this epically rock, or what!! And it's on topic!! Nothing but win. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Does it pee? Is it a Rain Deer? cn