I guess I'm going to hell....

stealthman08

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How can your heaven consist of nothing but sin?




If Satan doesn't have cocaine and whores, I will lose all (imaginary) respect for him.
He's saying (metaphorically), that his heaven is your hell and vice versa.

And I guess it's time to lose all your "imaginary" respect for Satan haha.
 

Beefbisquit

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What if you're actually a psychopath; but you resist killing anyone or anything your entire life because of your love for god. Then you die, and go to heaven and your ideal heaven is murdering people and mutilating them for eternity.... I wonder how that would work?

He's saying (metaphorically), that his heaven is your hell and vice versa.
Yeah, I get that part; but what if "person x's" idea of heaven was a sin? How can god grant "person x" eternal happiness if his idea of happiness is a sin according to god?
 

Luger187

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Well according to Christianity and many other religions, hell is a place of eternal punishment. It is a place where you'll burn in flames and brimstone for eternity. So if we do go, I don't think there will be electricity or the great cannabis plant....
fire is an electrical phenomenon. if there is fire, i dont see why electricity cant happen. heres a pretty interesting vid about hell and fire. the good part starts at 4:20 if you dont wana watch the whole thing
[video=youtube;wbrQI0r1B7w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrQI0r1B7w[/video]

as for having cannabis, that probably wont be around :cry:
 

stealthman08

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What if you're actually a psychopath; but you resist killing anyone or anything your entire life because of your love for god. Then you die, and go to heaven and your ideal heaven is murdering people and mutilating them for eternity.... I wonder how that would work?



Yeah, I get that part; but what if "person x's" idea of heaven was a sin? How can god grant "person x" eternal happiness if his idea of happiness is a sin according to god?
Good point lol, I wasn't agreeing with either of you. I was just saying what he said in a different way.
 

stealthman08

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fire is an electrical phenomenon. if there is fire, i dont see why electricity cant happen. heres a pretty interesting vid about hell and fire. the good part starts at 4:20 if you dont wana watch the whole thing
[video=youtube;wbrQI0r1B7w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbrQI0r1B7w[/video]

as for having cannabis, that probably wont be around :cry:
True true, there will be electricity but no where to plug anything into lol.
 

boneheadbob

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No matter what I do I'm gonna go to hell for all the tiny sins that god over-reacts upon. What I just did is probably blasphemy too, so for sure, a special place in hell is reserved for me. Fuck it I guess, what can I do?

:).
The Bible says that God sent his only son to die for mans sins. Eternal life is a free gift. All you have to do is accept it.
 

stealthman08

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The Bible says that God sent his only son to die for mans sins. Eternal life is a free gift. All you have to do is accept it.
OK, so I accepted it. Now I can't sin at all or else it's to the flames for me.

Here's a question for you my friend....Why is jesus gods only son? Aren't we all gods sons and daughters? The bible says we are his children.
 

stealthman08

Active Member
Why can't god just throw me into an infinite field of marijuana with my friends and family? Why does he have to punish me for eternity? It's uncalled for lol. I thought he was forgiving. And why do I have to ask forgiveness if god wrote the book of life? I guess I'm supposed to ask for god to forgive me for something he made me do.

And why do they warn us of hell for our sins if Jesus died for ALL of our sins.

And if Jesus really died for ALL our sins, why is there still one unpardonable sin?
 

sso

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its bit convoluted the story of jesus being the son of god. :)



and does not make sense.

ok, so im god, really displeased with my creations (whom he created in his image (meaning what,we look like him or are like him?))

ok, so ill have a kid with one of my creations :) (or is it children? some say jesus always existed, then mary was just a surrogate)

ok, yes, ill have a kid and then have the creations sacrifice the kid

cause that will make up for all the crap the creations did.



lol...

and you think you might be going to "hell" because of "stories" like that? :D
 

stealthman08

Active Member
I'm saying that it sucks that even if it was fake, people would try to strike fear into people with such books.

And if the bible is the truth, well I'm going to hell.
 

sso

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FEAR GOD

DO AS HE SAYS OR SUFFER FOR IT

BE GOD´s LITTLE BITCH OR BE DIVINELY SPANKED!

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE BUT IF YOU ARE GOOD and donate some to the church THOU SHALT BE ALLOWED NICE THINGS IN THE NEXT LIFE
 

Hepheastus420

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FEAR GOD

DO AS HE SAYS OR SUFFER FOR IT

BE GOD´s LITTLE BITCH OR BE DIVINELY SPANKED!

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE BUT IF YOU ARE GOOD and donate some to the church THOU SHALT BE ALLOWED NICE THINGS IN THE NEXT LIFE
yes, because that's what the church says.....
 

mysunnyboy

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my God is a loving God, he is not trying to punish me, he wants the best for me. there are ppl out there that use scare tactics. i prefer the love tactic personally. think of a happy loving father that gives and gives and gives and only wants you to have a wonderful life. i know my father wasn't like that either but i am thrilled by the fact that i have the ultimate father that loves no matter what. i sin every day. we all do. we are human, thats what we do. but this father forgives me. loves me. he knows what's in my heart. he knows i am going to sin and yet he stills loves me. isn't that awesome? i think so.
it all seems so hard to believe and doesn't make sense. that's why it's called faith. i think it's much easier to believe then alien theories, etc. i don't understand why we chose to believe in aliens but not God. come on man, really?
i was raised in church. hated it, HATED it. i love God and i thank him everyday for my wonderful mrs, my family and friends and FOR MARIJUANA...cause he made it and i smoke it :peace:

i can't stand organized religion, any of it
 
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