You know someone is a NEWB smoker when . . .

[stelthy]

Hmmm... i don't know how to use a credit card to aid... can you describe this better? Is it a matter of getting the distribution nice and even before you start the roll or something?

Definitely still a rollin' newb, lol.

lol You prepare the joint like normal (skin > Roach > Backy&Bud mix) ... then when you have it ready in your hands to roll use your other hand (holding the card) to kinda press the inner side of the skin (side without sticky) against and under the top side (sticky side) ... it pretty much does what your finger tip does but it allows you to pull the paper tighter...and angle it more to give a perfect cone.. the 1st couple of goes will prob go badly.. but with practise this method will serve you well.. I discovered it over 8 years ago and have been using it ever since!

I have rolled Microscopic Hash Joint's all the way upto to a 2'1" Windmill using the 'Cardy' technique... If you use it around others it will catch on fast... Its funny all of my mates and I have our own smelly proof food storage container in which we all keep a basic 'Bud-kit' it comprises of:-





* Grinder (Space-Case)

* RAW/OCB Skins

* Credit Card etc..['Cardy']

* 2X lighter

* Bud (approx a Q)

* 'M' (joint holder)

* Roach Book

* Pollon Press

* American Spirit Tobacco (Healthier Tobacco - 250 less chemicals than normal Tobacco)

* Scissors



Its funny everyone has their own personal 'Cardy' and they are a fav. bit of kit! - STELTHY

 

[AltarNation]

Word... I kinda get what you're saying, it replaces the finger support from below? I'd love to see a diagram or a video of this sometime if you ever feel inclined and have the means.

 

[stelthy]

Word... I kinda get what you're saying, it replaces the finger support from below? I'd love to see a diagram or a video of this sometime if you ever feel inclined and have the means.

I may Post a thread on it tonight ... I'll post a LINK to it - STELTHY

 

[AltarNation]

Do eeeet!

...

"One, two, three... do eeeet!
Oh, go, girlfriend. I'm your mother.
Come on, Thorny. You're losing to the rookie. It's embarrassing.
Come on, Rabbit. You can do it.
Oh, Rabbit, he's killing you. I got Thorny in front by a lot..."

 

[mistyriffs]

I grew up with the pass left crowd, but have definitely met people who are seasoned smokers who say it's "Be polite, pass to the right."...

That being said.. when I have to initiate the rotation, I always pass it whichever way i didn't pass it last time. More green hits for everyone.

i once ran into this british dude at the local bar (i'm from cali btw) and after a couple beers, asked me if i smoked. we stepped outside and he lit up a jay. then we were discussing passing etiquette you know, the whole puff puff pass theory, and he drops this uk knowledge on me. he says you spark a joint and pull your fair fraction from it depending on how many people would be partaking. ever heard of that before? first for me for sure. it was cool though cause since there were two of us, i got a half joint straight to myself

 

[Toolage 87]

I my self can't handle the pipe of any kind for some reason. It bothers my throat and the taste isn't as nice either. The first time I smoked a joint with friends well lets just say they couldn't tell that it was my first time. Was toking like I've been doing it for years.

 

[mugan]

blunts are best for me only thing that gets me high are medibles and its always a body high , in fact some times when i eat to many i slur my words unintentionally

 

[cannabiscuit7]

you ever have someone blow into a bong?one whole bowl wasted. lmao i guess she thought you had to get it bubbling before hittin it newbs...or when they roll anything its a loose wet doo doo wod

 

[cannabiscuit7]

lol 567890

 

[Lemon from yemen]

i smoked with someone once who blew into the bong as he lit it instead of inhaling,water and dope and bowl came flying out , we laughed our asses off, poor guy.

 

[cannabiscuit7]

i smoked with someone once who blew into the bong as he lit it instead of inhaling,water and dope came flying out , we laughed our asses off, poor guy.

lol im just assuming they see the bong bubbling,and when it gets passed to them,a persons who doesnt smokes mindset would tell them blow in to make it bubble?right?

 

[cannabineer]

I wonder if any of the glassblowers makes a bong with a ball-style check valve in it ... allows drawing but blocks reversion. Cough-proof ... and the stoner equivalent of Training Wheels. cn

 

[AltarNation]

I wonder if any of the glassblowers makes a bong with a ball-style check valve in it ... allows drawing but blocks reversion. Cough-proof ... and the stoner equivalent of Training Wheels. cn

Shit, that'd be real awesome just for the cough-proof-ness.

 

[i/x]

you ever have someone blow into a bong?one whole bowl wasted. lmao i guess she thought you had to get it bubbling before hittin it newbs...or when they roll anything its a loose wet doo doo wod

air INTO the bong is always a funny one. I remember when I...my friend did that.

 

[AltarNation]

I have to admit i"ve been guilty of it... not because I thought that you were supposed to blow, or because of coughing... but I have laughed uncontrollably into a bong on more than one occasion. It's sort of like when your friend tells a joke to make milk come out your nose... only I'm pretty sure the timing wasn't intentional.

That hasn't happened to me in years, but... I have definitely accidentally coughed or laughed uncontrollably into my whip vaporizer. It SUUUUCKS when this happens because the weed hits the heat element and starts smoking all crazy and ruins the fresh taste until I do a good hot water rinse.

 

[i/x]

I have to admit i"ve been guilty of it... not because I thought that you were supposed to blow, or because of coughing... but I have laughed uncontrollably into a bong on more than one occasion. It's sort of like when your friend tells a joke to make milk come out your nose... only I'm pretty sure the timing wasn't intentional.

That hasn't happened to me in years, but... I have definitely accidentally coughed or laughed uncontrollably into my whip vaporizer. It SUUUUCKS when this happens because the weed hits the heat element and starts smoking all crazy and ruins the fresh taste until I do a good hot water rinse.

That's been my case too. I have seen people straight blow into the bong and out comes the herb + h2o.lol

even better when it's still lit

 

[Logges]

plasibo

it's placebo*

can't help it... it's a disease

 

[AltarNation]

it's placebo*

can't help it... it's a disease

There's a joke in this somewhere... something about how I got some pills to cure your spelling-police disease... but they're plasibo... damn, my jokes are bad.

 

[guy incognito]

Lol. Mule.

 

[cannabitch81]

My fav noob move is when they keep saying over and over " i don't feel anything", when it's obvious they're totally baked.