I want to learn magic...

[Finshaggy]

So next time a cop tries to mess with me it goes like this...

(Traffic stop)
"License and registration"
"I'm going to be upfront and honest with you officer... ...I've got some flowers (Pull flower bouquet out of sleeve)

(During a pat down)
"What's this?"
"I don't know."
Then he has to pull out a 6ft string of scarves.

(With handcuffs on)
"Viola!" (Handcuffs off) *Gets tazed*

 

[high|hgih]

Either Im really drunk or like you write in a way thats incomprehensible for me to understand

 

[Finshaggy]

Either Im really drunk or like you write in a way thats incomprehensible for me to understand

You're probably really drunk...

You almost have to picture it as you read it, you can't just read the words and it make sense...You have to really READ the words...
Know what I mean?

 

[high|hgih]

Damn sounds deep of an understanding for me to put into this.. Ima do it anyways

okay I just pictured it and laughed to death

 

[Finshaggy]

Damn sounds deep of an understanding for me to put into this.. Ima do it anyways

okay I just pictured it and laughed to death

The Police would NEVER see it coming...
Lookin for drugs, findin ALL KINDS of scarves

 

[high|hgih]

Haha xD And then saying viola! and showing them you have no cuffs, itd be amazing

 

[Finshaggy]

Haha xD And then saying viola! and showing them you have no cuffs, itd be amazing

That would REALLY piss them off

 

[The Chemist Brothers]

the consequence of this is that you have to carry around scarves and flowers everywhere, gave me a good laugh imagining the scenario.

 

[bkbbudz]

So next time a cop tries to mess with me it goes like this...

(Traffic stop)
"License and registration"
"I'm going to be upfront and honest with you officer... ...I've got some flowers (Pull flower bouquet out of sleeve)

(During a pat down)
"What's this?"
"I don't know."
Then he has to pull out a 6ft string of scarves.

(With handcuffs on)
"Viola!" (Handcuffs off) *Gets tazed*

Magicians are all gay

 

[Finshaggy]

the consequence of this is that you have to carry around scarves and flowers everywhere, gave me a good laugh imagining the scenario.

I could figure out an alternative use...Maybe...

Magicians are all gay

I wouldn't "be a Magician" I would just "Know some magic tricks"

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

Magicians are all gay

and we love all the more for it, James randi is the man. but penn and teller would disagree.

 

[bkbbudz]

All people that do magic tricks are gay

 

[Finshaggy]

All people that do magic tricks are gay

I wouldn't "Do magic tricks"
I would "Know magic tricks", and "Mess with cops".

 

[bkbbudz]

All people that know magic tricks to mess with cops are gay.

 

[Finshaggy]

All people that know magic tricks to mess with cops are gay.

That's a very specific opinion.
And not true...At least won't be once I start
May be true now, but I'ma change the game
(Just kidding, there's no way that's actually true)

 

[Finshaggy]

Prime example of Trolling

 

[bkbbudz]

I am not a banker or a lawyer or a comedian...but I am a jewish person who is proud of his heritage. Get the point? I am no troll and you are dismissed.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

rofl, magic tricks are gay but religion(judaism) isnt? isnt religion just one big magic trick?

 

[bkbbudz]

rofl, magic tricks are gay but religion(judaism) isnt? isnt religion just one big magic trick?

Never said I was religious. I was making a point to comments the OP put on another thread.

 

[Omgwtfbbq Indicaman]

aka... trolling him?