I want to learn magic...

Finshaggy

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So next time a cop tries to mess with me it goes like this...

(Traffic stop)
"License and registration"
"I'm going to be upfront and honest with you officer... ...I've got some flowers (Pull flower bouquet out of sleeve)

(During a pat down)
"What's this?"
"I don't know."
Then he has to pull out a 6ft string of scarves.

(With handcuffs on)
"Viola!" (Handcuffs off) *Gets tazed*
 
Either Im really drunk or like you write in a way thats incomprehensible for me to understand

You're probably really drunk...

You almost have to picture it as you read it, you can't just read the words and it make sense...You have to really READ the words...
Know what I mean?
 
Damn sounds deep of an understanding for me to put into this.. Ima do it anyways :D

okay I just pictured it and laughed to death :D
 
So next time a cop tries to mess with me it goes like this...

(Traffic stop)
"License and registration"
"I'm going to be upfront and honest with you officer... ...I've got some flowers (Pull flower bouquet out of sleeve)

(During a pat down)
"What's this?"
"I don't know."
Then he has to pull out a 6ft string of scarves.

(With handcuffs on)
"Viola!" (Handcuffs off) *Gets tazed*

Magicians are all gay
 
All people that know magic tricks to mess with cops are gay.

That's a very specific opinion.
And not true...At least won't be once I start :D
May be true now, but I'ma change the game :D
(Just kidding, there's no way that's actually true)
 
I am not a banker or a lawyer or a comedian...but I am a jewish person who is proud of his heritage. Get the point? I am no troll and you are dismissed.
 
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