What if you were sentenced to 5 years in prison?

Legalize Nature

Active Member
But given the opportunity to pick 1 of the following to have while you serve out this sentence, would it be:

1) A 400 watt hps and all the stuff you'll need to grow your own stash in your cell.

2) A descent (7-8ish) looking female to keep you company(take into account nagging).

3) Internet and a flat screen in your cell.

Basically, would you rather bake, fuck or jack off in between surfing rollitup?
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
I select option B, but she better be older than 8. cn
Was thinking the same thing upon initial reading.

How about this -
I decide I'd like option A, Celle decided on B, and another trusted bud takes C.
Can we have a option D - "brew your own beer" to round out the situation?.
I might not leave if given the opportunity, and Celle can deal with the bitching.
 

......

Well-Known Member
I'd take the girl,rent her out for weed and a cell phone lmfao.The phone better have internet though so I can come on here still.
 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member
a grow in a cell is not gonna work.
the bitch will only get on my nerves after the first week.
i'll choose option 3
 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member
i can't believe i am considering option C over option B.

when it comes down to it, option B.
 

ganjames

Well-Known Member
I'd be all over the internet and a flat screen option.

Forget the weed, I wouldn't even want it in prison... Being high makes time go by really slow for me. Add that to prison time and you're looking at days that feel like weeks.
 

RyanTheRhino

Well-Known Member
i can't believe i am considering option C over option B.

when it comes down to it, option B.

I would pic C lol. you can always look up porn.lolz. I know that's not the same , but at least you could watch tv and tv is always different. The same bitch would get old with nothing else to do.


Option B

Fuck
eat
fuck
eat
fuck
sleep

repeat that will get old eventually
 

CR500ROOST

Well-Known Member
I'd pound that chick for 5 years if she was cool and not annoying.Wait if I had internet I could just watch porn.Flat screen and internet it is.
 

patlpp

New Member
Option A. Grow = sell = respect = all the dick and internet you want. Wait....what... oh fuck no.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
If it's dick you want, it's a fucking cafeteria buffet smorgasbord. And don't worry ... that's just a cold sore. cn
 

jpill

Well-Known Member
I would take the pussy , Because if you get tired of her then you can prostitute her out for commissary !!

#hustleHard!!
 
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