So I'm a retard :).

Hepheastus420

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Hahahahaha.... Alright so I'm really REALLY baked right now and I've decided to listen to media and a bunch of atheists who literally call me retarded for my beliefs. So now that my beliefs make me retarded, I no longer have to provide any sense in anything I say whoo hoo!!!!

Yeah there's no point to this thread, but it's cool since I'm mentally slow.... :) let's rip the bong
 

7H(

Member
Ok so what exactly r ur beliefs? I'm a non believer. Does that make me retarted? Can I claim benefits from this and stop workin 60hr weeks? :roll:
 

missnu

Well-Known Member
Well if atheists were calling him retarded that would mean he IS a believer...GET HIM!...lol. Just kidding...believe whatcha want...(when noone is looking)
 

Hepheastus420

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I'm not asking for permission to believe guys lol.. I'm saying to hell (haha) with evidence and logic.. I now have a excuse to make no sense or logic.
 

7H(

Member
I agree, live and let live.. Beliefs and faith r good but some just can't grasp the whole religion thing too well.. I did believe at one point quite strongly, as I've matured I've slowly lost touch with it all and now believe in other things. I hate preachers who push beliefs on people, I don't think that is right but if someone believes in god etc I'll still be a mate, doesnt really bother me!
 

7H(

Member
Oh well I won't judge you man, I will try my best to decipher your retard coded posts and answer where I can lol :eyesmoke:
 

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member
So if energy can't be created or destroyed and if the universe did have a beginning.... How is energy here? I'm not trying to prove anything.... Just curious.
 

EmilyRose

Member
I just had to read that like 20 times to kinda understand it :/ it gave me a headache.. but i agree with you! they are so just jealous..
XX Emily
 

Hepheastus420

Well-Known Member
Wait. What? Who is your post aimed towards Emily? If it aimed at one of MY posts, which one is it? If its the one about energy, what is their to agree with? Who's jealous?

Lol, I'm just as confused as you now. Oh, welcome to RIU by the way. May your stay be filled with greatness haha.
 

Samwell Seed Well

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i love the i think your stupid argument but im gonna sit here and still try and convince you of my position even though i think your a retard . . . .but once your on my side you will not be retard anymore


lmfao to funny
 

Farfenugen

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I have complete faith in my grilled cheese sandwich. I just know it'll taste real good, merely for the fact that the pan was hot enough, the bread was sliced thicker than average and the cheese slices, three kinds, incorporated the overall look and feel of it. I created this, therefore I must be a god.
 

dtp5150

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[video=youtube;-ROTzn4L3M8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ROTzn4L3M8[/video]

couldnt help my self
lets deconstruct this scene.

the two people's original condition is that of status quo or laissez faire....in that they are already secure in everything. everything is understood. Everything is at peace.

Then, they are approached by a person preaching heresy, "Did you hear..." Note: A preacher doesn't have to believe what they are preaching.

It is heresy because in the world of the two original men, such "facts" that a magical baby could be birthed is false.

Interestingly and confusingly it is also hearsay, an account of facts relayed. The preacher is spreading information he heard, and did not first hand experience.

Moving on, we see the guy in the middle get angry first, draw weapon first, and stab the preacher first.

Then, he is stabbed in the back by the man who originally introduced himself as someone who liked him and had nothing against. It appears he is defending the preacher.

This allows the preacher time to rebound and deliver a stab to the chest of the man in the middle.

The scene concludes with
1.) the preacher delivering the final blow to the man in the middle
2) the defender of the preacher delivering his last, only, and terminating strike to the preacher
3) the supporter finally dying under the weight of both the preacher he was defending and the "defender of the status quo."

Quite a brilliant bit of writing. Thank you for sharing.
 
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