Pick Up Lines

[smoothforyou2]

anyone here know any good pick up lines? when going out there fun when you get drunk and wanna goof around! my favorite is probably hey girl are those space pants you got on cause your ass is out of this world. Nice dress it would look good on my floor. Hey somebody farted lets get out of here..

 

[smoothforyou2]

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

 

[smoothforyou2]

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

 

[smoothforyou2]

25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?

 

[smoothforyou2]

I'll bet you 50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds

 

[cannabineer]

The old standby ... "did it hurt?" cn

 

[420God]

How much does a polar bear weigh?



Enough to break the ice.

 

[crazy carl]

if I fallow you home will you keep me?

 

[711grower]

if being fine was a crime you would be doing time...

 

[Tenner]

Do you have colon cancer?

-No why do you ask?

Because thats a killer ass

(Not advised, lol)

 

[ShadyStoner]

The old standby ... "did it hurt?" cn

Boy: Did it hurt?
Girl: When I fell from heaven? Nice try that's the oldest line in the book
Boy: No when you fell from the whore tree and fucked every guy on the way down
Girl: ....

 

[Hepheastus420]

Your body is like a rubics cube.. The more I touch it the harder I get.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

your pants are like a mirror,Because i can see myself in them.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You remind me of my little toe.
Because I can see myself banging you on the coffee table.

 

[silasraven]

excuse me miss but if you were yogurt would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred

 

[smoothforyou2]

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?​

 

[smoothforyou2]

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you​

 

[smoothforyou2]

who invited all these people here? i thought it was just going to just me and you!

 

[Winter Woman]

I bet this one would work, 'Let's go to the casino, I'm buying'

 

[smoothforyou2]

I bet this one would work, 'Let's go to the casino, I'm buying'

For real who could say no to that! what probably wouldnt work is lets go to mcdonalds im buying lol