Pick Up Lines

...I have a job. My mum doesn't do my laundry. I won't punt you on Sundays

...alright, most Sundays.

HMMM I like the old straight forward...you wanna fuck? Works best outside of bars where they have all male dance reviews and at about 2:00 a.m. For some reason, the woman are pretty rowdy and ready then.

I have candy.

"Wan't some candy...little girl" (over 21)

$20.00 or a jum rock...take your pick.

Hey, I have some back stage passes <---this one really works!

Last but not least and I hope I get too use it one day...I just won the lottery and I need someone to keep me company on my trip to Amsterdam.

I use this at a bar : "I bet you a beer that I can tell if your lying or not" he says ok and i introduce my self.. Then I ask" Do you have a boyfriend?" .
If she has boy friend she wont normally lie, about that. So you can easily figure out who is single with out buying beer for girl with a man....

Hey pretty girl you wanna earn 20 dollars the hard way!

I wanna bag you like a sack of groceries

Life without you is like a broken pencil......pointless

Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?

Did you just fart?
Cause you blew me away

ca$hcropper said:

Hey pretty girl you wanna earn 20 dollars the hard way!

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i believe it's $14

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I stand corrected was thinking 13 but just said 20

Do you guys know what 6.9 is?

Its a good thing fucked up by a period

how about a 68, you do me and i owe you one

Are you from Ireland, cause when I look at you my penis is dublin

I'm a love pirate and I'm here for yer booty!

Sit on my face and ill guess your weight