Pick Up Lines

I've just moved you to the top of my too-do list

Were you born on a farm?
Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

What's a nice pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

What happened to my original posting

"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

Are you free tonight?
Or am I gonna have to pay?

Are you in to casual sex?
Or should I dress up

Are you cold?
(Yes)
You want a jacket?
(Sure)
Well not here, you can jack-it when you get back to my place

Do you believe guys think with their dick?
(Yeah)
Well in that case, will you blow my mind?

do you know the diff. between a hard dick and a chicken leg ? no well i want to take you on a picnic

I can't beleivd no ones used this

"hey can I buy you a drink? I'm so and so how are you? Are you here with friends? Etc"

Sorry I didn't go for something ridiculous lol

dude you gave my goose bumps , sure you can buy me a drink

the best pick up line is not a line, it's a costume.

Link? . . . No way - you're not Rick Rolling me again.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?Scrambled or fertilized?

Hey you like to blow money?
Ho - hell yeah
Well your in luck Cause I have a hundred dollar bill tattoo on my penis

Guy- It must be hard paying all those parking tickets
girl- huh? excuse me?
Guy- Because you got fine written all over you.

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tenner enough.