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PakaloloHui

PakaloloHui

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Have you ever seen a guy on a buffalo???

[video=youtube;iJ4T9CQA0UM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM[/video]

[video=youtube;v5Lmkm5EF5E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Lmkm5EF5E[/video]

[video=youtube;L55dKrjxcCY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L55dKrjxcCY[/video]

[video=youtube;WXtpNm_a4Us]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXtpNm_a4Us[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a
local liberal arts college.

There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like
you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong
way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill
out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private
room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said,
"Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only
2130 now."

(Gotta love military time)
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Marine drill sergeants??

Gunny had some leave and decided to go to the whorehouse. He selected a likely lady, went to the theater of operations, and undressed (folding his uniform with absolute precision).
The lady in question was impressed ... Gunny was past 50 but had a body like a cross between Sean Penn and a rawhide chew toy. Girl smiled to herself ... she didn't often have the pleasure of working with such a fine specimen.
But he had no hint of an erection.
"Let me help with that", she said, preparing to apply her skills to the situation.
"No need Ma'am. Watch this", replied Gunny.
He stood ramrod straight and used the Voice. "Soldier! Tennnn HUT!"
Instant cantilevered throbbing hard-on of military proportions.
"WWOOWW", quoth the Odalisque. "That is aMAYzing!"
"That's not all", said Gunny with a trace of smugness. "Soldier! AT EASE."
At once, his penis lay soft and flat.
"Oooh! Do that again!" said she.
"A pleasure Ma'am. Soldier! Tennnn HUT!" Boioioiiinngg.
"Oooohh! That is soooo cool!" she squeaked. "Do the other thing!"
Gunny winked and bellowed "Soldier! At EASE."
.... This time, though, he stayed fully erect.
"I am ordering you, Soldier ... AT EASE!!"
No dice. Gunny remained hard as a rock.
So he turned around and began to masturbate furiously.
"What are you doing?" said the confused prostitute.
Gunny snarled,
"This soldier has disobeyed a DIRECT order - so I am giving him a dishonorable discharge!"
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