JohnnyGreenfingers
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And only 4,020,000 stories under 'arrested for exposing penis'...I think that's a decent enough sample size to draw a conclusion. =)
Pick Up Lines
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Scotchtape
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If you sat on my face I will eat my way to your heart ..
CinnamonGirl
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Tease. What time can you get here?
JohnnyGreenfingers
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That was mean, sorry. Now I owe.
CinnamonGirl
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That's right Mister. Now get in the car, I have a fine box of wine chillinThat was mean, sorry. Now I owe.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Mmmmmm box wine. We could make champipple.That's right Mister. Now get in the car, I have a fine box of wine chillin
JohnnyGreenfingers
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HA! No. I used to watch my older brother try all varieties of that one on girls all the time, and never once did he get laid with it. They just took his money in whatever way and left him moneyless and assless. And he wasn't a bad looking guy or anything, I just think it's the whole treating a girl like a hooker angle.
JohnnyGreenfingers
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Well good luck with that. But the only way you're getting strange with that one is if you make your hand fall asleep before you masturbate. Imo.
Stoney McFried
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"I have no gag reflex".
neosapien
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Lol Stoney! All women really have to say is "Hi,I have a vag." And the "Hi" is optional.
brandon727272
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the pick up lines that really work...
Stoney McFried
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Look at this picture and tell me if you still stand by that statement, lol.
smoothforyou2
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haha most definitely i think a blind man on a year dry spell would turn that down.
smoothforyou2
Active Member
whenever a cop wants to search me when there about to and ask if i have anything on me. i always reply 2 hand grenades and a bazooka. that pick up line reminded me of that for some reason.
smoothforyou2
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Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
smoothforyou2
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Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.
smoothforyou2
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.