Pick Up Lines

JohnnyGreenfingers · Jan 29, 2012

UncleBuck said:
the first result was about a dude who claims that walmart arouses him...LOL!

lmgtfy did not come up with any good results for "exposing penis leads to intercourse", so perhaps my advice is unfounded.

And only 4,020,000 stories under 'arrested for exposing penis'...I think that's a decent enough sample size to draw a conclusion. =)

Scotchtape · Jan 29, 2012

If you sat on my face I will eat my way to your heart ..

CinnamonGirl · Jan 29, 2012

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
Nice. Wanna smoke some dank weed? =)

Tease. What time can you get here?

JohnnyGreenfingers · Jan 29, 2012

CinnamonGirl said:
Tease. What time can you get here?

That was mean, sorry. Now I owe. :fire:

CinnamonGirl · Jan 29, 2012

JohnnyGreenfingers said:
That was mean, sorry. Now I owe.

That's right Mister. Now get in the car, I have a fine box of wine chillin :-P

JohnnyGreenfingers · Jan 29, 2012

CinnamonGirl said:
That's right Mister. Now get in the car, I have a fine box of wine chillin

Mmmmmm box wine. We could make champipple.

SSHZ · Jan 29, 2012

"I have a wallet full of cash I'd like to spend on YOU!"

JohnnyGreenfingers · Jan 29, 2012

SSHZ said:
"I have a wallet full of cash I'd like to spend on YOU!"

HA! No. I used to watch my older brother try all varieties of that one on girls all the time, and never once did he get laid with it. They just took his money in whatever way and left him moneyless and assless. And he wasn't a bad looking guy or anything, I just think it's the whole treating a girl like a hooker angle.

SSHZ · Jan 29, 2012

Well, the wallet doesn't come out until the pants come off!

JohnnyGreenfingers · Jan 29, 2012

SSHZ said:
Well, the wallet doesn't come out until the pants come off!

Well good luck with that. But the only way you're getting strange with that one is if you make your hand fall asleep before you masturbate. Imo.

Stoney McFried · Feb 1, 2012

"I have no gag reflex".

neosapien · Feb 1, 2012

Stoney McFried said:
"I have no gag reflex".

Lol Stoney! All women really have to say is "Hi,I have a vag." And the "Hi" is optional.

brandon727272 · Feb 1, 2012

the pick up lines that really work...

Stoney McFried · Feb 2, 2012

Look at this picture and tell me if you still stand by that statement, lol.

neosapien said:
Lol Stoney! All women really have to say is "Hi,I have a vag." And the "Hi" is optional.

smoothforyou2 · Feb 2, 2012

Stoney McFried said:
Look at this picture and tell me if you still stand by that statement, lol.

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haha most definitely i think a blind man on a year dry spell would turn that down.

OxyKitten · Feb 2, 2012

Favorite Pick-Up Line... "I Have A Gun, Get In The Van." - Classic <3

smoothforyou2 · Feb 2, 2012

OxyKitten said:
Favorite Pick-Up Line... "I Have A Gun, Get In The Van." - Classic <3

whenever a cop wants to search me when there about to and ask if i have anything on me. i always reply 2 hand grenades and a bazooka. that pick up line reminded me of that for some reason.

smoothforyou2 · Feb 6, 2012

Are you a cupcake? (No....why...?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!

smoothforyou2 · Feb 6, 2012

Hey, I'm from the Middle East, and i have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants.

smoothforyou2 · Feb 13, 2012

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

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