The UK Growers Thread!

mad dog bark

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haha u prob not far wrong geeza
dr amb that looks amazing
tell u scotia if i didnt get the help i have here thats wot i wood b doing. trying all the old wifes tales n getting nothing to smoke.
glad this site is here or peeps like me. haha
 

Don Gin and Ton

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nar shes a nutjob upstairs, proper loon at least shes stopped hanging out the window threatining to jump everytime shes had a few drinks so prob best i leave the smoke to her seems to keep her quiet.
trying to get me lazy fucking m8 awake nearly 4pm and still snoozing, hes got livers,pyscho,blue cheese but doubt he will be up till 6-7pm lazy bastard!
right haha probs best not knock then lmfao.

6-7pm that's nocturnal ffs dealers hahaha
 

newuserlol

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right haha probs best not knock then lmfao.

6-7pm that's nocturnal ffs dealers hahaha
i aint paid for green for ages m8, hes just a friend who ive helped out but said friend has a rather bad coke habit thats why hes in bed all day.

still aint my nose or money just wish he would fucking wake so i can loan some smoke lol
 

UKHG

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no problems so far so couldnt agrue with that, del seems to do really well with the hesi nutes tho.

im skint so all mine are getting is a+b, pk13/14 wk 4-6 and ripen will work out a very cheap nute line-up too.

oh yeah i did use the rhiztonic at the start aswel, that wasnt too cheap n soon ran out.
well i would offer you some canna ryz and boost but since.............................................well u know the rest

The Government suggest that anyone travelling in the current icy severe winter conditions should make sure they have the following:

Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including hat and gloves
24 hours worth of food
De-Icer
Rock Salt
torch with spare batteries
Road Flares or Reflective Triangles
Empty petty Can
First Aid Kit
jump cables

I looked like a friggin' idiot on the bus this morning!
 

tip top toker

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Wtf did i just miss :lol:

I know none of ya's will believe me but i just went out for lunch with me mam and ate not one, but two, TWO courses! :D Went to Cote Brasserie. I would really recommend visiting one if there's one in your town. we both had a nice big bowl of whitebait with tartar followed by steak and chips with garlic butter. Only £11.95 for both courses. certainly one can find better food, but for the price i was very very impressed, and steak normally has me moaning as it's generally some tasteless shite :D

I just lost even more hours at work today, fun times! I don't think it cover bills any more. Cannae wait for Canada, went and got my apssport photo's for various applicatations so not uch stopping me now :)

Will have a new flatmate in a months time thouhg :( although it's gonna feel really nice "welcoming" someone into my flat and knwoing i won't have a grow to worry about :D
 

Griffta

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:shock:
W.T.F??!!

Seriously, WTF?


A mate suggested we all take our birds to 'the fat duck' heston blumenthal's pub for some dinner later in the year.
"Its about £250 a head"

Told him to fuck off unless desert comes with a free trip to Hawaii, 500 notes for dinner for the 2 of us!? Ridiculous

<starts plan of living in the bathroom & turning whole place into 5000 plant grow op>


 

baklawa

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Wtf did i just miss :lol:

I know none of ya's will believe me but i just went out for lunch with me mam and ate not one, but two, TWO courses! :D Went to Cote Brasserie. I would really recommend visiting one if there's one in your town. we both had a nice big bowl of whitebait with tartar followed by steak and chips with garlic butter. Only £11.95 for both courses. certainly one can find better food, but for the price i was very very impressed, and steak normally has me moaning as it's generally some tasteless shite :D

I just lost even more hours at work today, fun times! I don't think it cover bills any more. Cannae wait for Canada, went and got my apssport photo's for various applicatations so not uch stopping me now :)

Will have a new flatmate in a months time thouhg :( although it's gonna feel really nice "welcoming" someone into my flat and knwoing i won't have a grow to worry about :D
Glad the steak was up to your standards ;) And happy you ate
 

baklawa

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Waiting on a fairy text :D Flatmate at home ahead of schedule so I'm gonna have to fake a supermarket dash and that's gonna be tricky to pull off convincingly because I did a shop this afternoon :D
 

Griffta

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No idea WTF you're talking about man, you tell us :D
I'm talking about wtf happened in this thread today lol.
Good luck with the fairy, I'm thinking of chopping a plant early just to get my filthy paws on some decent tweed.

Evenin all!
 

RobbieP

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got no pms mate havent had opne of you in ages ive sent u one or 2 but no reply? fuk knows
but if ur on about that thing before my midweek madness other week thgen nothing mate nicksies mate 3 parcels and 1 letter not arrived cant be a coincidence?
dunno wats up with PM was doing it with robbie the otherday too?
apart from when it was doing it to me , it was my fault and when your parcel didnt arrive it was my fault aswell ... maybe you should of just fuckin believed me then rather than starting a shit storm !!
 

tip top toker

Well-Known Member
:shock:
W.T.F??!!

Seriously, WTF?


A mate suggested we all take our birds to 'the fat duck' heston blumenthal's pub for some dinner later in the year.
"Its about £250 a head"

Told him to fuck off unless desert comes with a free trip to Hawaii, 500 notes for dinner for the 2 of us!? Ridiculous

<starts plan of living in the bathroom & turning whole place into 5000 plant grow op>


I used to do the butchery for the Fat Duck. All i really think about it is 1. he is a gimmick and 2. he buys the exactly the same meat as most well-to-do £20 a course resteraunts/gastropubs, I'm not one for paying an extra £130 because it came with bacon flavour porridge on the side and a fancy television personality doing the prep in the kitchen. I'll take the £20 lamb shank and mash with gravy in the pub with a pint any day :) I have the majority of the London Michelin star resteraunts cook books and handful more from various world class chefs, most of the recipes are pretty cack, half of them seem to add fancy ingredients purely so it can have fancy ingredients, doesn't actually do anything for the dish.
 

Griffta

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I used to do the butchery for the Fat Duck. All i really think about it is 1. he is a gimmick and 2. he buys the exactly the same meat as most well-to-do £20 a course resteraunts/gastropubs, I'm not one for paying an extra £130 because it came with bacon flavour porridge on the side and a fancy television personality doing the prep in the kitchen. I'll take the £20 lamb shank and mash with gravy in the pub with a pint any day :) I have the majority of the London Michelin star resteraunts cook books and handful more from various world class chefs, most of the recipes are pretty cack, half of them seem to add fancy ingredients purely so it can have fancy ingredients, doesn't actually do anything for the dish.
hahaha bacon porridge - my thoughts exactly! Can you recommend 1 or 2 of those books? I'm bang into my cooking but have gone through my jamie oliver books to death lol. I got one by Ottolenghi (or similar) and couldnt find half the ingredients needed, let alone cook any of it.
 

mad dog bark

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how do all. bit cold out. brrrrhhhh. how long this freeze ment b lasting. heard few over eastern europe dropped dead in the bad weather
 

Griffta

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lol, I've watched that tool trying to ring that bell 3/4 times now. WTF is he doing LOLol

Oright MDB? Yeah something like 100 people have dropped dead over europe. Think its about -30 in poland.
FUCK THAT SHIT
 

mad dog bark

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i thought he was bashing one off hahaha
yeah grand grif ta fella. got wee smoke arriving in hour or so cant wait.
-30? something not right there surely.
ttt glad u had a good meal in ya.
 

RobbieP

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no round 2 mate , just proves my point innit , after i got completly slated , it seems i was telling the truth after all ....
 
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