The UK Growers Thread!

[skunkd0c]

goat herders .. interesting .. are you in the third world ?

this guy makes the most fantastic toad-in-the-hole

 

[baklawa]

goat herders .. interesting .. are you in the third world ?

Hahahahahaha almost And I used to live somewhere that called itself second world I think - aspirations of grandeur Yummy creamy yoghurt and stuff you get from goats mind you.

@Unlucky:it was a chef's thread a few hours ago unless I was hallucinating. I might have been. I remember wondering at the time.

 

[scotia1982]

Hmmm dunno how it works in the UK but in some countries they have shepherds who herd sheep and goats from fresh pastures to fresh pastures up in the mountains =) Waterfalls, rivers, streams and so on are the natural habitats of certain freshwater fish. And, erm, when you put these together, you get my scenario... Unless I'm missing something here? *sudden moment of grave self-doubt*

Thot ur shepherd was herding fish.for a min n captured 1 for dinner lol. To much bevy

 

[scotia1982]

who gives a fuck.... jog on up the mountain

U always like this?? Gettin quite annoyin

 

[skunkd0c]

sad twat

he does look rather sad, bit strong calling him a twat though

 

[skunkd0c]

no its never been a chefs thread , you keep wanking your yoghurt away

it's an illiterate cunts thread .. but its ok

 

[baklawa]

U always like this?? Gettin quite annoyin

Poor bastard sounds like s/he had a really unlucky day

 

[scotia1982]

no its never been a chefs thread , you keep wanking your yoghurt away

Excuse me but baklawa is female.jst like urself!!!

 

[skunkd0c]

Poor bastard sounds like s/he had a really unlucky day

if only he had a goat farmer to cook him some trout!

 

[baklawa]

it's an illiterate cunts thread .. but its ok

Just a couple of nights ago I was raving about the quality of the humour on this thread actually.

Seriously, how long was I passed out for?! It's like I woke up to a parallel thread.

 

[skunkd0c]

Just a couple of nights ago I was raving about the quality of the humour on this thread actually.

Seriously, how long was I passed out for?! It's like I woke up to a parallel thread.

nah, m8 goatboy slipped you a roofie and some acid in that fish

 

[W Dragon]

And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of whit/humour, seems it can get lower

 

[baklawa]

if only he had a goat farmer to cook him some trout!

Or a really good hard.... smoke.

 

[skunkd0c]

And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of whit/humour, seems it can get lower

who is "they"

 

[baklawa]

And they say sarcasm is the lowest form of whit/humour, seems it can get lower

Oscar Wilde?

 

[skunkd0c]

Wot u think cos u kid on ur runnin 18 600's ur a gangsta?? Fuckin jog on ya prick some of us grow for other reasons. U jump on a thread cos a fuss for a few dys n think ur it n a bit!!! Ur the fuckin wannabe. Ur ex is a copper,this that n the nxt. Googles a gr8 thing cos thats where ur patter comes fae. U no fuck all bout anythin or any cunt so fuck off back tae the smelly wee hole u.crawled out a!!!! Grrrrrr small minded wanks like u do ma fucki box in!!!!!

can someone translate this into english

 

[baklawa]

Wot u think cos u kid on ur runnin 18 600's ur a gangsta?? Fuckin jog on ya prick some of us grow for other reasons. U jump on a thread cos a fuss for a few dys n think ur it n a bit!!! Ur the fuckin wannabe. Ur ex is a copper,this that n the nxt. Googles a gr8 thing cos thats where ur patter comes fae. U no fuck all bout anythin or any cunt so fuck off back tae the smelly wee hole u.crawled out a!!!! Grrrrrr small minded wanks like u do ma fucki box in!!!!!

Whose ex is a copper?! On this thread?!

 

[scotia1982]

Whose ex is a copper?! On this thread?!

Unlucky's ex man supposedly!!!

 

[baklawa]

so fuckin witty!!! Nae need for racism is there. Show's u wot a small minded nazi wee slag u r!!!

Don't we have any bouncers? Can't be arsed to get up off my bean-bag at this precise moment.

 

[W Dragon]

"They" would be the people from my past namely my english teacher, and baklawa i believe so but could be wrong it's been along time since my school days


@scotia beautifully put mate