Revenge of Rene's random rambles

[lime73]

I'm confused...what the hell is this thread about? Just random rabble?

yup ... whatever you think about..anything really

 

[neosapien]

We all know why they have so many hair brushes.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

yup ... whatever you think about..anything really

Aaaah I see. I was where Am I? What the hell is this? How'd i get here!?!?

 

[RawBudzski]

mmmmmmmmm

 

[lime73]

mmmmmmmmm

Brazilian.......... Slip n Slide wwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[bkbbudz]

I just took a random bud out of my stash box and rolled a big fatty. Then my cat jumped on my lap and cried for a shot gun. He's such a doper!

 

[lime73]

I just took a random bud out of my stash box and rolled a big fatty. Then my cat jumped on my lap and cried for a shot gun. He's such a doper!

i wish women were like that

 

[DSB65]

One quick question..do farts have lumps ??????

 

[DSB65]

If not i just shit on myself

 

[bkbbudz]

Question: Why are men more allowed to talk about masturbating?

Personally I would like to change that rule. A person that denies their own sexuality is allowing society to dictate their inhibitions. Besides if any guy has ever had real privy to a session of "girl talk" we know y'all can get pretty nasty as well. Just sayin'

Also, I see vibes and dildos advertised on TV infomercials, but I don't believe I have seen any for fleshlight.

 

[rene112388]

i wish i could multi quote from my phone but since i can't glad to see so many replies and 420god and raw nice to see you! girls aren't supposed to talk about it to men its not very lady like lol and don't remember who made the hair brush comment but shame on you

 

[bkbbudz]

Besides if God did not intend for us to all to diddle, why did he put our hands and goodies so close? I don't think it was random.

 

[lime73]

i wish i could multi quote from my phone but since i can't glad to see so many replies and 420god and raw nice to see you! girls aren't supposed to talk about it to men its not very lady like lol and don't remember who made the hair brush comment but shame on you

haha what if it ain't got batteries fuck it

 

[bkbbudz]

i live in the country so i could jack off outside if i wanted to....

I live in a multi-unit 55 and older community, when I stroke the sausage on the balcony the women throw tips.

 

[bkbbudz]

If not i just shit on myself

[video=youtube;8mfPkU_UJu0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mfPkU_UJu0[/video]

 

[obijohn]

Question: Why are men more allowed to talk about masturbating?

Men are just more open about it than women. I'm cool with women rubbin' the nub

 

[DSB65]

If jack helped you on a horse would you help jack off a horse........lol

 

[lime73]

If jack helped you on a horse would you help jack off a horse........lol

yup!!!

.....but save a horse.... ride a cowboy! yyeeehhhaaawww

 

[rene112388]

so i left out i was also lit on fire in the deal after the assassin seal attack very odd dream indeed...

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Really? I've never seen a vibe advertised. I mostly see men's magazines, porn and adult novelties/toys geared towards men to be honest.

i wish women were like that

I am, but I get yelled at for stuff like that.