Revenge of Rene's random rambles

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xKuroiTaimax

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perkele said:
I use to take care of traveling pigeons and I had a lot of them. So one day I decided to sell a few and so I did. I sold about 40 of them to a man in a different town, about 30 km from me. And...after about 2 days, what do you know? The pigeons came back, they were outside on the roof, watching me. So...because I am a man of honor, I took them from the roof and one by one I cut off the wing feathers to enable any flight and took them back to the man I sold them to. That man was very pleased but the pigeons were not. They were looking with empty eyes full of love at me. On my way home their faces were haunting me and during the night I dreamed about them and the days when we were hanging around with them. I was very sad for the next days. And one morning after about one week I hear some knocking on my door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I went to the door, I watched through the window and nobody was there. But again...knock-knock-knock...I started to be paranoid, who can be? I am going again and checking the window, and nothing...I am starting to panic. But finally I decide to open the door cause it was a constant knock in it. So...I'm going to the door, open it and...who do you think it was? The pigeons!!! They came 30 km jumping and walking cause they didn't had any wings and they were knocking at my door with their beaks. I couldn't believe it with my own eyes. And because they jumped and walked all that amount of way, now they developed strong legs. Their legs were big and featherless. I took them back, I gave the money back to that man and I started training my pigeons to raise a new type of animal. A walking pigeon.

P.S. this is a picture of one of them, the leader, I call him names (yea, "names" is his name) View attachment 2038047
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That was so beautiful :'3
 
rene112388

rene112388

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the mirror me kept trying to trap me in mirror land in my dream last night Blah craziness do you know what its like trying not to look in a giant mirror when you walk into the bathroom?! rambles rambles rambles....
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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xKuroiTaimax said:
I've never had a man :sad:

I like culinary documentaries (food science is fascinating), chemistry, nature programs (though they have no new info to offer me anymore... I like looking at the animals), cryptozoology and analysis of historical myth and current affairs. Stuff like that.

Aw, I hope your lap is cosy. You could put bows in my hair and stuff too :3
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........and stuff
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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perkele said:
I use to take care of traveling pigeons and I had a lot of them. So one day I decided to sell a few and so I did. I sold about 40 of them to a man in a different town, about 30 km from me. And...after about 2 days, what do you know? The pigeons came back, they were outside on the roof, watching me. So...because I am a man of honor, I took them from the roof and one by one I cut off the wing feathers to enable any flight and took them back to the man I sold them to. That man was very pleased but the pigeons were not. They were looking with empty eyes full of love at me. On my way home their faces were haunting me and during the night I dreamed about them and the days when we were hanging around with them. I was very sad for the next days. And one morning after about one week I hear some knocking on my door. I wasn't expecting anybody. I went to the door, I watched through the window and nobody was there. But again...knock-knock-knock...I started to be paranoid, who can be? I am going again and checking the window, and nothing...I am starting to panic. But finally I decide to open the door cause it was a constant knock in it. So...I'm going to the door, open it and...who do you think it was? The pigeons!!! They came 30 km jumping and walking cause they didn't had any wings and they were knocking at my door with their beaks. I couldn't believe it with my own eyes. And because they jumped and walked all that amount of way, now they developed strong legs. Their legs were big and featherless. I took them back, I gave the money back to that man and I started training my pigeons to raise a new type of animal. A walking pigeon.

P.S. this is a picture of one of them, the leader, I call him names (yea, "names" is his name) View attachment 2038047
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Wow, .....I wonder if that's how WE got here.
 
wyteberrywidow

wyteberrywidow

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Sounding lovely you are becoming a mom? Congrats

Thjngs on my end is pretty good can't really complain.. Running a bunch of gage green genetics ad Cali connection gear.. I did not see this thread in a whole to be honest but I'll be here more often. You know you are always welcome in anyone of my threads ;)
 
lime73

lime73

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ClaytonBigsby said:
I noticed a couple other people with no avatar. Didn't know that's what it meant. Odd, he seemed a good dude.
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anyone can take avatar pic down...but if banned, you cannot personally message them or add to their rep.

yes.... he was a cool dude always helping the new members...all the time!
 
rene112388

rene112388

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yep its true im Preggers.. apparently even the wildest of creatures can be tamed lol explains the crazy dreams huh?! i will be hopefully setting up my computer today so i can visit more threads got so time till baby comes so what better to do with my time then research some more.. need to get on it especially if i wanna sell any of my products this year i've began making my own organic hygiene products plus gotta make the baby clothes and blankets.. time for mama grizz to have some down time lol
 
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