"I know you don't smoke weed..."

[AltarNation]

"...but I'ma get you high today.

Because it's Friday.

And you don't got shit to do."

Oh, it's tuesday. haha.

Stoner movie time.

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

"Hey yo, The Guy, did u kill my dog?"
"Mmmm nommm"
"I believe him yo. I don't know why but I do"

 

[AltarNation]

Hahaha.

Scarface has all the best quotes in that movie.

I love the story of killer's death, haha.

 

[AltarNation]

"Boy, I smelt your shit for 22 years. You can't smell mine for five minutes?"

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

I started typing that part but im doing it on my phone and my attention span isn't that long

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

"Boy, I smelt your shit for 22 years. You can't smell mine for five minutes?"

Ahahahahahahahahahaha
"She know all snacks before they hit stores all the bootleg snacks"

 

[darkdestruction420]

that takes me back to my wigger days when i was 13. lol
[video=youtube;NEjY6BELn_Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEjY6BELn_Q[/video]

 

[AltarNation]

"You got knocked thaaaa FUCK out!"

 

[AltarNation]

"Damn. All you DO is smoke weed."

"That's a'ight. Don't you worry about what I be doin'!"

 

[MountainManGanjaGrower]

[youtube]MocapWGtwkQ[/youtube]

 

[AltarNation]

Dazed and Confused for ten win.

Just hit this scene, love it:<br>[video=youtube;e0dG3VCP5j0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0dG3VCP5j0[/video]

 

[AltarNation]

[video=youtube;3fAzn5nsDO8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fAzn5nsDO8[/video]

 

[CoAcHrOaCh]

I named one of my dogs Maryjane...funny part is try saying Maryjane without singing it like the song......I CAN'T DO IT

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

" I got these cheeseburgers man"

 

[AltarNation]

I named one of my dogs Maryjane...funny part is try saying Maryjane without singing it like the song......I CAN'T DO IT

Nice... I have a friend with a cat of the same name.

...he also has one named jenkem.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I watched Friday the day before yesterday :3

Watch Anuvahood... It's basically Friday, but more of a parody and set in the UK.

 

[AltarNation]

Thanks Kuroi I will check it out!

Got it comin' down the pipe... even the cover art makes me think I'll like this movie.

 

[puffenuff]

I got mind control over Deebo. He be like "shut the fuck up." I be quiet. But when he leave I be talking again.

 

[puffenuff]

I grab a dog, I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up a dog's ass. Just bang, bang, bang -- up his ass. That's my pleasure.

 

[puffenuff]

Last one, I promise....gotta love Friday!

Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...in the god damn refrigerator. Eatin up all the food. All the chitlins...all the pig's feet...all the collard greens...all the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins...I like pigs feet....