"scrubbing african weiners", as you originally called it. just had to bring politics into my chicken hygiene thread.
ya know, johnny, by shampooing my chicken, i prevent more expensive and often fatal issues later on, saving time, money, and pain. just the same way that by teaching proper hygiene to countries with aids epidemics, we save ourselves from sending them more aid money down the line, as well as save lives and pain and suffering.
some people would call that a smart investment which saves us money in the end. stitch in time saves nine kinda shit.
but it just sounds so catchy when you try to portray the very successful ARRA as nothing more then a ploy to "scrub african weiners", so let's go with that.