Bizarre News: the strange and different.

Tenner said:
I know this is double posting but I gotta say!! Dafuq??? :)

Just watched this online its half an hour long and its well weird. They have 250 mats out and lots of positions... Its weird because they all do the same things at the same time, its like an army of FUCKERS! Not LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT, more like IN OUT IN OUT.... Get in line perform intercourse SOLDIERS!! LOL

They put on some chillout Japanese music on at the end and all lie down together with there partners, thought that was cool :D

And no, I didn`t fap :D
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I'd like to see a 250 to 1 bukkake (from balconies in a rotunda or something) and have everyone to finish at the same time. That would be something.
 
april said:
ewwwwy lmfao need a wet nap :wink:
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LOL. How about an umbrella, or a raincoat..... Makes me think of the south park episode with the KKK, and they exclaim in unison, "HOT SHOWER, HOT SHOWER," immediately after shouting "white power."



Winter Woman said:
I have a bizarre story my brother reminded me of.

I ran a cleaning company and I used to take my 70 pound Black Lab with me to do quality control checks in the middle of the night. There was one building that gave me the creeps, it was a small stamping plant. My hair would stand on end, chills, uncomfortable and my dog didn't like it there either.

Slowly, things began to happen. Doors would slowly close- explainable. Lights would go off-explainable. Then something must have happened to the staff, adult full grown men started to refuse to go into the shop alone. No one would talk about it.

Then one night I went to unlock the door on the empty, dark building. I got the key half way turned and it forcibly went back to the locked position. When I finally got it unlocked I started to turn the knob and it stuck and then suddenly there was no tension and it opened right up. But, my dog's hair went straight up all the way to his tail. I stepped in and turned on all the lights at the electrical panel, didn't see anything. My dog didn't want to come in but he did.

Now I have to tell you that all the power to the presses were turned off. They never chalked the presses don't know why they just didn't. Anyway, I'm in the front office of the building with my dog checking the work of my employees. All of a sudden two presses in the back made 2 cycles each. First, one machine way in the back. BOOM, cycling noise and then BOOM, cycling noise; then nothing. I stepped into the shop to see what was going on, then one in the front by the exit door about 20 feet away from me cycled BOOM, cycling noise, BOOM.

My dog stood looking at the shop foreman's office growling low deep in his throat. Head down, tail down. We left immediately. The next day I gave them the keys and I never went back. I don't know what was happening in that building but it was more than anyone could handle. The people working during the day said they never had issues.

Now if the presses had cycled once maybe it was finishing cycle belatedly which could be explained or weight making it drop. But two full cycles-no power. I know it had no power because I checked the panel on the way out, it was the next panel over for the electrical panel for the front office.

Strange things do happen at night.
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Thats awesome, WW. What was the location? "Ghost Hunters" (roto-rooter guys) might be interested..

Without getting into an argument about whether or not ghosts exist, or what I believe (you'd be surprised)... I'm reminded of a GHI episode, a recent one in season 7 I think, where they experiment with a UV light during their investigations. Usually they use these meters and get the "ghost" to activate the lights on them, and in this case they used two, one for yes and the other no. Surprisingly, apparently/purportedly, UV light is HARMFUL to spirits! They don't like it. I would wager that if you flood an area with high intensity UV light, you could get them to leave.. either back to the abyss if they're demonic, or whatever. I just found it interesting that never before we had anything except holy water, prayer, or commanding them in the Lords name to go back to the abyss, that could affect spirits. Its hard for me not to believe when you have recorded evidence of someone who has been possessed and they're speaking Latin in multiple voices at the same time, each with their own unique voice, and claiming to be "Legion." Now thats some scary shit. Don't mess with Legion unless you have tightened your armor of God.........
 
My niece and I stayed up late one night and watched Ghost Hunters. This woman had a spirit in her building that was mean and scared her. It got very late and my niece wandered off to her room. I stayed up watching it.

At one point in the show they asked some questions and captured something on tape. They replayed it and it said, 'she must die' talking about the owner of the place. The lights in my family room brightened and dimmed in cadence with the video everytime that they replayed. I freaked right out.

Ghost Hunters continued on with their investigation and at the end in the reveal they show the same video, she must die, again. Wouldn't you know it again the lights dimmed and brightened. Now I'm really freaked out. The very next day I purchased some kosher salt and blessed the house.

Then nothing. Still freaked me out though. The lights hadn't dimmed before show or since.
 
You sprinkle kosher salt in the corners of the home. I started with the farther corner to the north (no reason for north, it'sjust where I started) then the East, South and West. All the while I said a prayer that they weren't wanted there and that if there was a light they needed to go to it. I asked God to protect me, my family, my home and to fill it with love and good things. I told it that God was wanted and they weren't.

I have a home that has a lower level, it always frightened me a little. So a drew a line with the salt across the middle step and told it that the upper level was mine. The lower level always seemed dark.

Then a cousin who is a true bible thumper moved in downstairs. She said prayers ALL THE TIME. Suddenly it didn't scare me any more, it now seems bright and cheery. I don't know if it was me or what but I'm just glad I use all of my home without feeling strange.

When the cousin lived with me I had to be very careful about my hobby.
 
Around here it's ash from cedar trees or corn pollen. Sage is used a lot for purifying. A lot of folks put a burned cedar branch above their door. Mostly in native homes. Depends on what you're into.
 
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I swear to all that's holy the one that crawled across my BARE chest the other day was the same damned size (not really but it sure looked like it while it was running from nipple to nipple).
 
Carne Seca said:
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I swear to all that's holy the one that crawled across my BARE chest the other day was the same damned size (not really but it sure looked like it while it was running from nipple to nipple).
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OMG!!! It was on your skin not on top of the sheets???? They'd would have heard me in NYC. Are those damn things everywhere? How did it get in your home? Shite.

I was in a pet store that had one. The owner took it out of it's cage and put it on the floor. I thought I was going to lose my mind.
 
VIENNA (Reuters) - An unemployed Austrian man sawed his foot off, apparently to avoid being found fit to go back to work.

Hours before an appointment on Monday for the labor office to check on his health, the 56-year-old man held his left leg against an electric saw in his home workshop and severed his foot just above the ankle, Austrian broadcaster ORF reported.

Bleeding profusely, the man from the province of Styria then threw the foot into an oven, hobbled to his garage and called an ambulance. An emergency operation was unable to reattach the foot, ORF said.

(Reporting by Angelika Gruber; Writing by Michael Shields, editing by Paul Casciato)
 
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