Havnt had sex in three weeks :(

[eye exaggerate]

What your problem is your like a rat.
There was this experiment in the 60s where they took a male rat and put him in a cage with a female rat that was in heat.
The male did his business and when he took his after sex nap they placed him in a new cage and female that was in heat.
Again the male preformed well and passed out, this went on till the male rat collapsed and died from exhaustion.

So theres your problem. LOL!

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[ganjames]

when the street is closed for construction, sometimes you gotta take the dirt road..

 

[1993stoner]

...dude, we all get that. But, please, don't. Just don't. Think about the daughter, waaaaay more important than tang There's too many fckd up kids out there already.

Our daughter is fine. She is two pounds and an ounce and improving. Why can't a stressef out dad enjoy himself for a bit?

 

[eye exaggerate]

when the street is closed for construction, sometimes you gotta take the dirt road..

...so long as she never has to install a draw-string There's all kinds of forks all over them curvy roads. After all these years I finally stopped for directions, then bought the map

 

[UncleBuck]

this kid has a bright future.

 

[MrFrance]

this kid has a bright future.

as a stay at home dad

 

[ganjames]

...so long as she never has to install a draw-string There's all kinds of forks all over them curvy roads. After all these years I finally stopped for directions, then bought the map

i fisted a chick once and got lost.

i swear to god i evened up at a walmart because when i pulled my arm out i had a pack of hanes t-shirts on rollback.

 

[1993stoner]

Life as a black guy.

 

[patlpp]

lmao that's what i was thinking but fuck, its worth a shot

bingo....................

 

[1993stoner]

We got stoned and butt fucked. Ty to that idea

 

[Bonkleesha]

We got stoned and butt fucked. Ty to that idea

ol' don juan.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Weed is a powerful painkiller and aphrodisiac

 

[Johnnyorganic]

We got stoned and butt fucked. Ty to that idea

Here's hoping you gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[UncleBuck]

We got stoned and butt fucked. Ty to that idea

did it hurt when she stuck it in you?

 

[CannabisShaolin]

All I got out of this thread is my girlfriend gives amazing head. Sorry dude.


Be a good dad. Not many these days.

 

[Johnnyorganic]

did it hurt when she stuck it in you?

Come on, Buck.

This kid is not even out of High School.

His balls have not truly dropped yet.

And yet, here you are, with the fucking with.

 

[1993stoner]

did it hurt when she stuck it in you?

Actualy I stuck her dude. And she took it a lot better than Mrs. UncleBuck

 

[Johnnyorganic]

Actualy I stuck her dude. And she took it a lot better than Mrs. UncleBuck

Oh my Lord.

Would you care for a fork to stick in your own ass?

You are done, Kiddo.

Nice knowing you.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Our daughter is fine. She is two pounds and an ounce and improving. Why can't a stressef out dad enjoy himself for a bit?

...no-no, I meant overall. It seems so easy these days to just go and get some. It's not worth it, that's all I was saying. But I remember those days, oh fck do I remember

 

[UncleBuck]

Come on, Buck.

This kid is not even out of High School.

His balls have not truly dropped yet.

And yet, here you are, with the fucking with.

make with the fucking with or get out.