Havnt had sex in three weeks :(

[patlpp]

I know doctors condone it but I personally find sex with a pregnant woman creepy...

Oh no, really? I find nothing sexier than smearing oil all over her swollen breasts and belly.,watching her nipples get harder than concrete, leaking of lifejuice,which I suck up enthusiastically. following this up with lubing her womanhood, licking her clit, than gently entering her while she lays on her side. Isn't that a gesture of love?

 

[Bonkleesha]

[video=youtube;6vQpW9XRiyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM&feature=relmfu[/video]

 

[pharmacoping]

Why does everyone assume a girl is going to be completely selfish just because she has a baby or marries a guy?

If someone loved me enough to marry me and be the father of my children I wouldn't give them 'the cold shoulder' like that. Why? Do women think one they have 'snared' a man they are stuck with them so they can be mean? ARE THE WOMEN YOU PEOPLE FUCK REALLY LIKE THAT?

when their young(married my high school sweetheart 28 yrs ago) they are sexually charged nymphos, (or else you wouldnt be dating them?) and see themselves through your eyes, devote much of their mind time to you, and really need to please you.they love the attention you give them while biding for sex. Later, they no longer need this attention, but different kinds of it, that usually dont include acting like the babysitter in a nighty, or tooling your cock in front of a camera, which could be a major loss for some sexually charged perverts among, you. uhhh

 

[eye exaggerate]

when their young(married my high school sweetheart 28 yrs ago) they are sexually charged nymphos, (or else you wouldnt be dating them?) and see themselves through your eyes, devote much of their mind time to you, and really need to please you.they love the attention you give them while biding for sex. Later, they no longer need this attention, but different kinds of it, that usually dont include acting like the babysitter in a nighty, or tooling your cock in front of a camera, which could be a major loss for some sexually charged perverts among, you. uhhh

...hear hear

 

[pharmacoping]

Oh no, really? I find nothing sexier than smearing oil all over her swollen breasts and belly.,watching her nipples get harder than concrete, leaking of lifejuice,which I suck up enthusiastically. following this up with lubing her womanhood, licking her clit, than gently entering her while she lays on her side. Isn't that a gesture of love?

.....continue......but do it sloooowly....

 

[eye exaggerate]

Oh no, really? I find nothing sexier than smearing oil all over her swollen breasts and belly.,watching her nipples get harder than concrete, leaking of lifejuice,which I suck up enthusiastically. following this up with lubing her womanhood, licking her clit, than gently entering her while she lays on her side. Isn't that a gesture of love?

...on a different site maybe?

Roll It Over

 

[missnu]

Why does everyone assume a girl is going to be completely selfish just because she has a baby or marries a guy?

If someone loved me enough to marry me and be the father of my children I wouldn't give them 'the cold shoulder' like that. Why? Do women think one they have 'snared' a man they are stuck with them so they can be mean? ARE THE WOMEN YOU PEOPLE FUCK REALLY LIKE THAT?

Well most people fake the beginning of a relationship to seem better than they are...I always act worse than I am in the dating stages...that way I know you can deal with my normal weirdities...because really...I have to have someone that is able to deal with whatever I happen to throw at them...not physically...but emotionally, mentally....? Aww hell...I don't know...but like ok the man that is my husband now makes me so comfortable most of the time that i feel like I can tell him anything and he can make me feel better, or react the way I need...without me knowing I need it that way...like alright....my ex-husband was a dick...just a mean selfish, overbearing unfeeling prick faced douchebag but for some reason he is so needy I want to help him...even now him and his girlfriend and their 2 kids stayed at my house overnight and most of the next day because he blew a tire on the way to his house...made me feel a little creeped out though because my daughter looked at me and said mom, when am I going to see my Daddy again...and I was like well hopefully soon..and then my phone rings and he's like "can you come get us?"...but at some point early on in my relationship with my new husband my ex made me feel like guilty that I was doing ok and he still didn't have his shit together when we split up...Mind you I packed a couple bags and left....so he got everything! E-ver-y-thing...except enough clothes for me and the kids...anyway I felt guilty somehow for not doing poorly, or something...I don't know..but my husband was like "it's his fault he's doing terrible, whether it is because you arent there to do it, or because he won't do it himself...that still isn't your fault. If he hadn't been such a prick you would still be with him, but you aren't so fuck him!" and it was like Ding! You hit the right spot...and he is such a blunt man that says the wrong thing more often than not...so I know he is usually telling the truth...nothing is rehearsed...blah blah blah..anyway....

people are different in the beginning of the relationship because all those annoying little things that other person does haven't yet taken their toll...a person can only fake for so long...I try to be as upfront as possible..and maintain the same level of craziness I had at the beginning...my husband got so offended because I would randomly call him names...like jeez ya weirdo it's over here...he was like why do you keep calling me names...It's like hmm...I don't know, I am just prone to doing that...are you actually offended by being called a weirdo?...?

aww man this has become an off the scale cannarant for me...so I am off to go do something...maybe a lot of small somethings all in a row...

 

[dirtsurfr]

God would have been smart to make a man were they could suck their own dick till they were 20 years old

 

[Bonkleesha]

meet me at the glory hole. same time asusual. pervs.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

when their young(married my high school sweetheart 28 yrs ago) they are sexually charged nymphos, (or else you wouldnt be dating them?) and see themselves through your eyes, devote much of their mind time to you, and really need to please you.they love the attention you give them while biding for sex. Later, they no longer need this attention, but different kinds of it, that usually dont include acting like the babysitter in a nighty, or tooling your cock in front of a camera, which could be a major loss for some sexually charged perverts among, you. uhhh

What about women who aren't nice to you for attention, but are nice because they want to make you happy?

 

[eye exaggerate]

God would have been smart to make a man were they could suck their own dick till they were 20 years old

...I can't imagine the pictures that will follow this post

 

[eye exaggerate]

What about women who aren't nice to you for attention, but are nice because they want to make you happy?

...are they happy with themselves first. That's usually question number 1 for me.

 

[pharmacoping]

God would have been smart to make a man were they could suck their own dick till they were 20 years old

what are you talking about , He did..are you a girl ?

 

[pharmacoping]

What about women who aren't nice to you for attention, but are nice because they want to make you happy?

those are called prostitutes my friend

 

[Johnnyorganic]

i have no problem with venture capitalism for the energy companies of the future. when the shit finally hits the fan and alternative energies are cheaper, i want us to be leading the way, not china. not every one will succeed, and some of those companies may have employees who (gasp) supported obama.

if that's your scandal heading into november, good luck making hay with mittens at the helm.

social assistance programs operating on borrowed money? oh well. perhaps if congress did not tell the pentagon to keep buying tanks they don't need or want, it wouldn't be quite as bad.

lots of things we borrow money for are shitty, putting diapers on kids is one i would put at the end of my hunt for government waste.

That was not venture capitalism, it was crony capitalism. And it failed magnificently. Solydra is bad enough, but it is just a drop in the bucket.

And I have repeated many times that our overseas military commitments should be scaled back dramatically. We simply can't afford it any longer.

Paying for diapers is the responsibility of the parents. Which in this particular case is Sleezy McButtsex and Suzy Rottencrotch.

Why make such a big deal over contraception if knuckleheads like the OP refuse to use it?

One little condom could have prevented this. Now society gets stuck with the bill for a premature baby; and the McButtsex/Rottencrotch duo will be free to make more babies they can't pay for.

Brilliant.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

those are called prostitutes my friend

Who are you calling a prostitute?

Make up your fucking mind, one minute you guys are bitching about girls being selfish moneygrabbing ho's, and you hate the nice ones too. That's how the nice ones turn bitter and decide to just take a man for a ride, if that's what he wants/expects so much. The longer I hang out here the more I hate men.

 

[pharmacoping]

Who are you calling a prostitute?

Make up your fucking mind, one minute you guys are bitching about girls being selfish moneygrabbing ho's, and you hate the nice ones too. That's how the nice ones turn bitter and decide to just take a man for a ride, if that's what he wants/expects so much. The longer I hang out here the more I hate men.

just an opportunity to post a man pig joke, thats all. no offense intended. But I have to say that I am male, and have found most of these stereotypes that upset you to be on the truthful side. I think playing a game from the onset of a relationship, just to make sure they can handle something later is a gamers play.
Men dont mind fucked up women, or even some drama, but despise games.

I suggest we all become the change we wish to see. Stay honest from the start. I for one would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

You state you've already decided to be a hater of men, and stay here in the forum to experience the higher degrees of hate. May I suggest the girlie grow room, its full of man hater stoner chicks.

Otherwise, you're just gonna have to put up with a fart or two once in awhile girlie

peace

 

[Stonerman Enoch]

pussy was you down fall and pussy will be your demise.
You job sweeping floors and cleaning bathrooms may not last then what??
Move in with Mommy and Daddy??
Your 1 of the reasons we have war, to send dumfucks to the gene pool cleaner.

*****Like*****

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

just an opportunity to post a man pig joke, thats all. no offense intended. But I have to say that I am male, and have found most of these stereotypes that upset you to be on the truthful side. I think playing a game from the onset of a relationship, just to make sure they can handle something later is a gamers play.
Men dont mind fucked up women, or even some drama, but despise games.

I suggest we all become the change we wish to see. Stay honest from the start. I for one would rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

peace

Ok. I understand it was joke now.

I like honesty and hate mind games, too. Perhaps I am too honest at times

I appreciate you acknowledging some of those stereotypes are true... and I know alot of women can be greedy, bitchy selfish snakes. No one is without faults. Me? I'm a tad on the explosive side as you have just seen...

I'm sorry; we are cool

 

[pharmacoping]

sweet, now whats our position on giving head, after decades of marriage ? because I wanna know lol