My 35 day old mid-grade plants- any suggestion

dude come on,its a rookie mistake leave him alone! but yeah just buy 6cfls and socket adapters from walmart that allow u to put two cfls together and hang them close together from something, that will produce enough light for right now and keep ur bills low, to get more plant when it starts getting to big just lean the plant over so more light reaches the middle. Do this all the way around and u will have a small bush growing. get a timer before it gets too big and start the flowering process. its what i did on my first grow and it turned out really well.
 

Johnnyorganic

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dude come on,its a rookie mistake leave him alone! but yeah just buy 6cfls and socket adapters from walmart that allow u to put two cfls together and hang them close together from something, that will produce enough light for right now and keep ur bills low, to get more plant when it starts getting to big just lean the plant over so more light reaches the middle. Do this all the way around and u will have a small bush growing. get a timer before it gets too big and start the flowering process. its what i did on my first grow and it turned out really well.
A rookie mistake is one thing.

Consistently ignoring good advice, and then continuing to ask for help is quite another.

This thread continues to live because it serves as an example of what not to do...

and it is Grade A, pure AWESOME!
 

F A B

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dude come on,its a rookie mistake leave him alone! but yeah just buy 6cfls and socket adapters from walmart that allow u to put two cfls together and hang them close together from something, that will produce enough light for right now and keep ur bills low, to get more plant when it starts getting to big just lean the plant over so more light reaches the middle. Do this all the way around and u will have a small bush growing. get a timer before it gets too big and start the flowering process. its what i did on my first grow and it turned out really well.

dude the plants 3 yrs old lmfao
 

calicatt79

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i read whole thread before i posted i laughed i cried i laughed some more then posted like 2 yrs ago
never know it guy was for real or not
we will never know
Oh man I hear ya...I did the same thing. I laughed and cried all at the same time....I didn't even care if he was real or not, it was so entertaining just reading through. So many great funny people on here had me almost falling out of my chair laughing. I sub'd to this and kept it.....so everytime I see someone posted something new I go and read a few dozen more and smile ;)

It's just classic.....
 

F A B

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Oh man I hear ya...I did the same thing. I laughed and cried all at the same time....I didn't even care if he was real or not, it was so entertaining just reading through. So many great funny people on here had me almost falling out of my chair laughing. I sub'd to this and kept it.....so everytime I see someone posted something new I go and read a few dozen more and smile ;)

It's just classic.....
ever heard the one by potninja
a classic too let me try to find it
 

calicatt79

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Oh I already rolled a fatty of my first grow ever, her name is Ladybud btw, and I read ALL the pages already :) GREAT read....just GREAT. Makes me love it here even more.
It was totally worth staying up for....lol. I'm gonna be soooo tired in the morning, but this will keep me smiling :)
 

F A B

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Oh I already rolled a fatty of my first grow ever, her name is Ladybud btw, and I read ALL the pages already :) GREAT read....just GREAT. Makes me love it here even more.
It was totally worth staying up for....lol. I'm gonna be soooo tired in the morning, but this will keep me smiling :)

well smoke report is due bro
congrates on first grow
hows it hitting
potninja thread is funny
 

calicatt79

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It's lady...I'm actually a girl but no worries, I'm sure you an imagine how many times a week I get called bro, dude, man, guy, once....someone even called me fella...HAHAHA!
If you check out the links in my signature, I devotedly re-posted after the hack.
Short story....3 random bag seed, 400+w cfl, all female, MG nutes, cal/mag, mountain spring water...I vegged for 9 weeks....ROFL! Hey...I didn't know...lol! All hermied on me 7 wks in flower...picked nanners forever....chopped 2 early, one was ready to save from seeding. I got 5.4 zips dry!
All of it is KILLA ;) Especially the one I'm smoking right now....Ladybud. OMG I cured her just right. She burns so smooth and evenly and taste like piney, fruity goodness. It's the taste you still taste for a min after you let your hit out. I love her.
Made improvements to my closet from what I learned from my peeps here over at the CFL forum and now I've got 5 fem Bubblelicious starting their 3rd week flower today ;)
Both of these threads are wicked funny.....I'm still working on this one though...lol!
 

F A B

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It's lady...I'm actually a girl but no worries, I'm sure you an imagine how many times a week I get called bro, dude, man, guy, once....someone even called me fella...HAHAHA!
If you check out the links in my signature, I devotedly re-posted after the hack.
Short story....3 random bag seed, 400+w cfl, all female, MG nutes, cal/mag, mountain spring water...I vegged for 9 weeks....ROFL! Hey...I didn't know...lol! All hermied on me 7 wks in flower...picked nanners forever....chopped 2 early, one was ready to save from seeding. I got 5.4 zips dry!
All of it is KILLA ;) Especially the one I'm smoking right now....Ladybud. OMG I cured her just right. She burns so smooth and evenly and taste like piney, fruity goodness. It's the taste you still taste for a min after you let your hit out. I love her.
Made improvements to my closet from what I learned from my peeps here over at the CFL forum and now I've got 5 fem Bubblelicious starting their 3rd week flower today ;)
Both of these threads are wicked funny.....I'm still working on this one though...lol!
sometimes its better they think u a dude or bro or even a fella
now they know u a girl they will say chick,baby,babe,honey,sweetheart and so on
and thats if they like u and if they dont the terms of enderment are worse
 

calicatt79

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no worries....everyone LOVES me ;) I'm the greatest person I know...lol! and I don't mind being called chick, baby, babe, sweetheart, missy, girly and all that stuff.
And if they don't like me....I don't care! Say what you will....HA!
 
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