dura72
Well-Known Member
A young woman goes to the doctors complaining about pains and headaches. Upon examining her, he notices large bruises scattered around her body. "Miss Jones," he said "Is there something you're not telling me?" After hesitating for a moment, the woman broke down into tears. "I can't take it anymore!" she sobbed, "It's my boyfriend, he's abusive to me all the time, especially when drunk. He told me that if I mentioned anything today then he would give me the beating of my life!" "That is outrageous" exclaims the doctor, "Please excuse me while I make a phonecall" The woman dries her eyes and perks up a little. "Hello? Yes this is Doctor Stevens. Looks like you owe her another beating mate." |