Tomorrow's The Big Day-I'm Going To Try Out For The Jahovas Whittnesses

MixedMelodyMindBender

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This the beautiful Beardo I love... When you find the right woman I hope you cherish and support eachother and have sex all over the house all day, every day for the rest of your lives.

NOW THAT, WOULD BE A BIG DAY TO WRITE HOME ABOUT!!! Not this Jehovah stuff!

Since 11/4/2002 I have never had another Mormon or Jehovah Witness come to my door. Remember, CHURCH AND HEAVEN ARE NOT A MUSEUM FOR THE GOOD-GREAT-PERFECT
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE BROKEN-WEAK-SICK-SINNERS
 

OGEvilgenius

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I'm going to go to meet and listen to the Jahovas whittnesses tomorrow, they invited me to some thing for easter, i'm kind of excited, I hope they like me, I don't know much about them but I respect them for comming to my door and inviting me, They dress nice and I don't have good clothes so I hope they still will want me.
Had a friend who was a Witness in high school. Whole family was of course. She was raped by someone in the church and her family said she deserved it because of the bad things she'd done in high school (basically she rebelled a bit, smoked some weed etc.). The church seemed to agree with this.

Good luck with your adventure.

Oh, the girl hasn't talked to her parents in years and renounced the church not long after as you can probably imagine.
 

xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member
NOW THAT, WOULD BE A BIG DAY TO WRITE HOME ABOUT!!! Not this Jehovah stuff!

Since 11/4/2002 I have never had another Mormon or Jehovah Witness come to my door. Remember, CHURCH AND HEAVEN ARE NOT A MUSEUM FOR THE GOOD-GREAT-PERFECT
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR THE BROKEN-WEAK-SICK-SINNERS
No, heaven is the final destination and reward of God's servants on earth, you want the Jebovah stuff; it promotes dedication and fidelity from your wife.... Plus the bible says she should only not want to sleep with you if she's 'riding her crimson wave'. In which case, she can tighten up again and nowhere says blowjobs are not allowed as far as I know...
 

ganjames

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ahahahahaha riding her crimson wave! roflmfao!


whoever wrote this work of fiction had a brilliant sense of humor.
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
No, heaven is the final destination and reward of God's servants on earth, you want the Jebovah stuff; it promotes dedication and fidelity from your wife.... Plus the bible says she should only not want to sleep with you if she's 'riding her crimson wave'. In which case, she can tighten up again and nowhere says blowjobs are not allowed as far as I know...
I greatly disagree. Heaven is not a reward. Nor is it a final destination. Heaven is a proliferation of mankind's imagination, IMO :) Granted that is speculative , but ain't nobody alive nor dead able to prove otherwise...ever.
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

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I have always believed that mankind and its logic is rather unworthy. So I greatly support Einstein in that statement. Much more use for imagination. Sometimes its bad tho, especially in the case of religious zealots.

Sometimes its great tho...I mean 12 or 13 virgins...shit count me in :) I do think Islam needs to clarify there...are these underage virgins cause I dont want to go to heaven jail ya know :)
 

ganjames

Well-Known Member
I have always believed that mankind and its logic is rather unworthy. So I greatly support Einstein in that statement. Much more use for imagination. Sometimes its bad tho, especially in the case of religious zealots.

Sometimes its great tho...I mean 12 or 13 virgins...shit count me in :) I do think Islam needs to clarify there...are these underage virgins cause I dont want to go to heaven jail ya know :)

word to big bird.



and another baby ruth for truth.

 

ganjames

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but then again i don't think those same laws would apply in heaven...

so i can get all the underage virgin pussy i want when i die.
 

YaK

just some guy
What is the allure to virgin pussy anyway? it'll bleed on you? I don't get it. and why 13? what a strange random number of virgins.


Just to say you have faith in something you have no way of knowing is real, seems very silly. faith in anything unknown seems very silly. very silly indeed.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Science is a pursuit of understanding the unknown. If we didn't believe many theoretical entities to exist, we wouldn't have searched until can find them. Some people believe they have found god, and in that, there may be the key to understanding all science.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Science is a pursuit of understanding the unknown. If we didn't believe many theoretical entities to exist, we wouldn't have searched until can find them. Some people believe they have found god, and in that, there may be the key to understanding all science.
A scientist is unlikely to agree with that. Science limits itself to the observable. God/gods are defined by being other than nature, which encompasses the observable. cn
 

YaK

just some guy
Science is a pursuit of understanding the unknown. If we didn't believe many theoretical entities to exist, we wouldn't have searched until can find them. Some people believe they have found god, and in that, there may be the key to understanding all science.
Well put. but science is proving theories. it may at times take imagination to form a theory, but you still then have to prove it scientifically. faith is a smidge different. Alternately, ... if something feels good and doesn't hurt anyone else, you should do it, and that would include blind faith for some. it just seems silly to me. just one persons opinion/perspective.
 

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
i'll pop the champagne.

underage virgin pussy for everyone!

AS long as there is no sex in the champagne room :) Fuck this site is just redonkulous!

I mean who cares what science is or is not when there is free underage virgin puuntang for everyone!

I'll tell ya what seems silly....my bowls not packed :(...wait a minute...bowls packed were good :)
 

xKuroiTaimax

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A scientist is unlikely to agree with that. Science limits itself to the observable. God/gods are defined by being other than nature, which encompasses the observable. cn
Well put. but science is proving theories. it may at times take imagination to form a theory, but you still then have to prove it scientifically. faith is a smidge different. Alternately, ... if something feels good and doesn't hurt anyone else, you should do it, and that would include blind faith for some. it just seems silly to me. just one persons opinion/perspective.
Eh, I can sit with both of these, actually...
 

crazyhazey

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all religion is just another way to escape reality and waste time worrying about what comes after this life. nothing comes after this life, get over it, and make the best of this one you can. the only reason one will pursue religion is because of fear of burning in a fire pit for eternity, they get in your head when they tell you that stuff when your a kid, its one of the most fucked up things that happens in our culture, and it traumatizes our youth into being religion-biased, close minded and arrogant towards different beliefs, its all fueled by the fear they planted in them while their mind was still growing. please tell me you still think religion is good after you've read this, it truly is one of the most cruel things to force upon people, its modern day mind control if you think about it.

religion is different in every culture, but all of them have the same purpose with a few exceptions(buddhism, taoism, other religions who do not ask for 10% of your salary, or some sort of pay). all want power over the people. people who came to america also came to escape persecution of religion, yet we are a country with very strong dominantly Christian values, people freaked out when they though Obama wasn't Christian. what does this say about us?

theres enough things separating people out there, whether it be race, language, culture, political views etc. dont let religion make you separate yourself from your fellow human beings, if you do believe religion is a good thing please go travel to Jerusalem and take a look for yourself.
we all want the answers to life, but religion isn't the way to go. you'll end up spending your life asking for forgiveness, while you should be out there making the world a better place. dont give your 10% to the church, go feed a kid in Africa. those bastards dont need it, they arent even paying taxes. they're getting payed to tell stories.
 
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