Tomorrow's The Big Day-I'm Going To Try Out For The Jahovas Whittnesses

MixedMelodyMindBender

Active Member
I think this world needs some mofo's who just off believers in the name of no religion. I mean think how many shit stains we have buried in the name of some religious war. How about a army of non religious just wipe out the religious...walla problem solved :) No more this nation killing this nation over jesus, joseph, allah, moses , zimkabob, lala lulu, whoever wins the badge this week!

Religion is the number 1 killer of our species in all recorded time on earth. That is NOT a good FACT! Especially Jerusalem. That city has more blood in its history than any other in the history of man! FACT!

To say religion is "good" is a large slap in the face of history, from which we never learn!

Your Welcome~
 

YaK

just some guy
I think this world needs some mofo's who just off believers in the name of no religion. I mean think how many shit stains we have buried in the name of some religious war. How about a army of non religious just wipe out the religious...walla problem solved :) No more this nation killing this nation over jesus, joseph, allah, moses , zimkabob, lala lulu, whoever wins the badge this week!

Religion is the number 1 killer of our species in all recorded time on earth. That is NOT a good FACT! Especially Jerusalem. That city has more blood in its history than any other in the history of man! FACT!

To say religion is "good" is a large slap in the face of history, from which we never learn!

Your Welcome~
Conversely.... by that logic, religion is a great population control tool. we'd be buried in our own trash if no one ever killed anyone else over jesus and jehosaphats.
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
Lol. Did you finally find your new hole Beardo? Religion makes a good hole. Everytime I think of science I think of this clip...

[video=youtube;A_sHriUR1IY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sHriUR1IY[/video]
 

dirtyho1968

Well-Known Member
Lol. Did you finally find your new hole Beardo? Religion makes a good hole. Everytime I think of science I think of this clip...

[video=youtube;A_sHriUR1IY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sHriUR1IY[/video]
Haha, I miss that show. I was bummed when it got cancelled.
 

rowlman

Well-Known Member
Please, come knock on my door first...lol... that actually hasn't happen in like 15 years
 

neosapien

Well-Known Member
Haha, I miss that show. I was bummed when it got cancelled.
It's been resurrected!! Netflix bought the rights to a 10 episode mini-series and a movie. Whole cast is on board. Comes out next year. Maybe there is a god.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/31/us-arresteddevelopment-idUSTRE80U1LG20120131

LOS ANGELES (TheWrap.com) - Break into a chicken dance: "Arrested Development" writer Dean Lorey has confirmed he and the show's writing staff are already at work on the new episodes of the show that will premiere on Netflix in 2013.
On his blog, Lorey writes, "We're really doing this thing. Mitch Hurwitz, Jim Vallely and I are off writing the new season of 'Arrested' to premiere on Netflix in 2013.
"The original cast is back. There are offices and parking spaces. We're shooting this year. I wish I could give more specifics but, for the moment, even the schedule is being kept under wraps. But it's happening and it's great to be back with my pals from the show. More later as it becomes okay to release further details ."
 

Bonzo Mendoza

New Member
You know why Italians don't like Jehovah's Witnesses?.
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It's because Italians don't like NO KIND of witnesses.
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1Shot1Kill

Active Member
I'm going to go to meet and listen to the Jahovas whittnesses tomorrow, they invited me to some thing for easter, i'm kind of excited, I hope they like me, I don't know much about them but I respect them for comming to my door and inviting me, They dress nice and I don't have good clothes so I hope they still will want me.
Yo man stay away from Jehovah's witness. They take things out of the bible and twist it to fit their needs. If you truly want to follow Christianity look into being just a non denominational Christian who lives from the book and you will know that the interpretation of the word of God is not skewed. If you do want to be part of a Christian denomination check out Charismatic Christians or Pentecostalism. I think you would really enjoy the knowledge
 

crazyhazey

Well-Known Member
Yo man stay away from Jehovah's witness. They take things out of the bible and twist it to fit their needs. If you truly want to follow Christianity look into being just a non denominational Christian who lives from the book and you will know that the interpretation of the word of God is not skewed. If you do want to be part of a Christian denomination check out Charismatic Christians or Pentecostalism. I think you would really enjoy the knowledge
all these religions have a different way to dissect a book thats been changed hundreds of times, by people who dont believe in dinosaurs. and that the earth is a couple thousands of years old. why are there so many christians, they all worship the same "flying spaghetti god" but they argue that the other doesnt do it right? praying is asking someone for something you should go seize yourself, asking isnt the same thing as doing in my book, which isnt one written by multiple people, in multiple scriptures, that somehow come together to make the clusterfuck that is the new testament. i would say stay away from religion, all the people on here try to twist knowledge enough already. all they do is twist your way of life and your concept of morality, which is sitting in front of a wooden cross, and asking for shit.
sorry if i offended anyone, i live in the most catholic state in the fuckin country, ive been bashing those loonies for years, none of them ever give me a good argument either. i dont believe in blind faith, congrats if you do but i like facts. if the bible says that stem cell research is unholy, they're the most fucked up people in the world. it could be saving lives, but nope, "god will be angry". and he will be angry if theres gay marriage too, who gives a fuck who gets married our state gets money for the act, either way those two people are gonna act like they're married, who cares if they said a few vows and wear rings, marriage doesnt mean shit.
 
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