Beware of sociopathic apartment maintenance "men"

trappaj

Member
I have a success story and a serious warning for all of you who rent out there.

I have lived in the same place for about a year now. They have always (as legally required in my neck of the woods) given me written notice posted on my door 48 hours befor they may attempt ; D to enter my apartment, and I always make sure I am home to ignore their knocking and trying to open my door (thank you deadbolt!). However, the last time they left me a not giving me a time of day he would show up again and he didn't, so I said fuck it, right?

Well luckily the deadbolt was securely locked when this worthless peasant tried to enter my apartment this morning with no work order (I checked) and no written advance notice to me AS LEGALLY REQUIRED. There are a lot of bad vibes going around right now with the terrible economy and all (people in the south act like they're in the bronx now... I'm not kidding) I know that these pathetic jackasses who work maintenance where I live never do shit just to piss us off. Every day at least one of us asks them to clean the pool for example and they NEVER DO.

just remember kids, peasant poor pieces of shit who do apt maintenance and also pest control techs are aware of us. And enjoy trying to wreck our lives. If you live in an apt, make sure you keep that fucking deadbolt locked and never leave that house during 7am to 6pm. If you must leave then have a trusted homeboy come and play xbox live while you are running errands and throw him a lil token of appreciation.
 

trappaj

Member
BY THE WAY, THE SUCCESS PART...

I went to the front office to ask them if maintenance was trying to enter my home and since they had no written notice they played dumb and said no, so I called the cops on them. Waited at the front office for the police and it pissed them off but let those poor losers know that I am smarter and more powerful than they are. Have fun being poor, losers, cause I'm sure as hell not! Lol
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
you called the police

some power you have

oh ya and at MY HOUSE, lmfao at apartment dwellers, i am the maintenance man and we are friends with benefits

you should have titled your thread "winning"

cause you are definitely "winning" dubiously

. . lol . . .so sad, people are
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
I thought they had keys, too! So it's been a year since you moved in and maintenance has never been able to check out your apartment? LOL
 

berkman858

Well-Known Member
you called the police

some power you have

oh ya and at MY HOUSE, lmfao at apartment dwellers, i am the maintenance man and we are friends with benefits

you should have titled your thread "winning"

cause you are definitely "winning" dubiously

. . lol . . .so sad, people are
Hey fuck you guy! I am a lowly apartment dweller. I had a house before and will again, I swear!!!!

But seriously, this guy is pretty funny.
 

trappaj

Member
Taking out a mortgage and putting yourself in serious debt does not mean you have money, you dumb idiot. And you wonder why you're still cleaning pools and installing fire alarms for alivong while wishing for a better life you fucking nobody. We don't want to be your "friend". Its none of your business what I do or what t happens in my home. Come and clean my pool, you fucking peeping tom...
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
its called equity smart guy , my rent/morgage is making me money . . . .. .

your so called empowerment by questioning the maintenance "men"

is laughable just like your sense of entitlement

the world doesnt revolve around you lol

man city dwellers are paranoid . . .. . . .. . . . your gonna be a fun member to watch

[video=youtube_share;7YvAYIJSSZY]http://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY[/video]
 

DelSlow

Well-Known Member
BY THE WAY, THE SUCCESS PART...

I went to the front office to ask them if maintenance was trying to enter my home and since they had no written notice they played dumb and said no, so I called the cops on them. Waited at the front office for the police and it pissed them off but let those poor losers know that I am smarter and more powerful than they are. Have fun being poor, losers, cause I'm sure as hell not! Lol
Taking out a mortgage and putting yourself in serious debt does not mean you have money, you dumb idiot. And you wonder why you're still cleaning pools and installing fire alarms for alivong while wishing for a better life you fucking nobody. We don't want to be your "friend". Its none of your business what I do or what t happens in my home. Come and clean my pool, you fucking peeping tom...
 

Gyroscope

Well-Known Member
You work for someone else. I work for myself like you wish you did
Sitting around all day with your door deadbolted is not work. You are probably on welfare or dealing drugs or both. Anyway, what the hell does this have to do with general marijuana growing ??
 

Samwell Seed Well

Well-Known Member
My job is to send people to sniff under your door and wipe sweat on your door nobs

and send maintenance "men" to your apartment to check and see if you abusing reality
 

berkman858

Well-Known Member
its called equity smart guy , my rent/morgage is making me money . . . .. .

your so called empowerment by questioning the maintenance "men"

is laughable just like your sense of entitlement

the world doesnt revolve around you lol

man city dwellers are paranoid . . .. . . .. . . . your gonna be a fun member to watch

[video=youtube_share;7YvAYIJSSZY]http://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY[/video]

Great video!!!! Rockwell in the shower gives me a chubby........
 
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