The UK Growers Thread!

[delvite]

......................yo me nt finished....................................[video=youtube;XY3QQV1JiT0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3QQV1JiT0&feature=relmfu[/video]

 

[Beansly]

I wont have this sorry excuse for a thread bringing down my newbie section.

 

[dura72]

lol, its the mad mexican!!!!! christ buddy where ya been???

 

[delvite]

I wont have this sorry excuse for a thread bringing down my newbie section.

hi beans, nice to see you kickin

 

[dura72]

"Jesus loves you."

A nice gesture in church.

A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison

 

[Beansly]

Been kidnapping white women and ruining them with my mexicanness. lol

That and I went crazy and got a job.

 

[dura72]

Ah bullshit dura, you're a drama queen and that's all there is too it. You're an attention whore ya fuckin sheep shaggin jock, jus admit it it!
Btw, howve ya been?

ive been good my lil' wetback friend. long time no read , ive been doin the usual mate...far too much booze and coke although ive taken up a new sport...its called spastic fishing, you just throw in sum bait and watch them bite. very amusing.

 

[delvite]

Been kidnapping white women and ruining them with my mexicanness. lol

That and I went crazy and got a job.

THUD! <------(my jaw job) uno mass beans av been tryin with my woman for ages

 

[delvite]

....................................................bbl delvite ooooooooooooooooot

 

[DST]

Threads like this make me want to move back to the UK (can you fukkin imagine!!!!). I would join in with El Cheeky Bantero but I am afraid I am a bit out of practice...........carry on, I am off to clean the piss from under my chair as I canny stop wetting myself.

More Brits need to rise up and get with the Cheeky Banter. In fact everyone just needs to get with cheeky banter.

 

[dura72]

ah job, well its the spring and those lawns wont trim themselves and with the sun coming back out we're all gonna wanna go for a swim in our clean pools....your sister still walking the streets beans or is your mum workin split shifts with her at the cathouse?

 

[Beansly]

ive been good my lil' wetback friend. long time no read , ive been doin the usual mate...far too much booze and coke although ive taken up a new sport...its called spastic fishing, you just throw in sum bait and watch them bite. very amusing.

I wish I had a coke habit... My life might be more interesting.
Nope. Still single. Still live alone. Still suicidally lonely. But working so....eh.

btw
fun that internet spastic fishing innit? Takes such a small amount of bait these days.

 

[dura72]

single ,suicidal and lives alone???? mmmmm???now youve got extra cash you can become a"real" american buy going out buying a gun and shooting up the local mall or high school. i hear its very popular stateside.

 

[Beansly]

single ,suicidal and lives alone???? mmmmm???now youve got extra cash you can become a"real" american buy going out buying a gun and shooting up the local mall or high school. i hear its very popular stateside.

yeah but I'm not white remember? American terrorists are white man..
I'd rather drink on the corner and complain about life and the government while perpetuating my own mediocrity. You know, like a scott.

 

[dura72]

ah that sounds about right...i was on the piss for three weeks there spent about $3000 i guess on coke and booze...it was hard work. now im back to sobriety and sorting shit out...no doubt i'll revert to type and go and drink whiskey beat up sum small immigrant and roger a haggis.....btw scot is spelled with only one 't', you fuckin illiterate lawn-mower jockey.

 

[Beansly]

ah that sounds about right...i was on the piss for three weeks there spent about $3000 i guess on coke and booze...it was hard work. now im back to sobriety and sorting shit out...no doubt i'll revert to type and go and drink whiskey beat up sum small immigrant and roger a haggis.....btw scot is spelled with only one 't', you fuckin illiterate lawn-mower jockey.

God-damn it I knew it...
I was wrestling with that but was too lazy to google it. Score one for the guy from the country no one gives a crap about, and the co-founder of the the EDL.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

not one to nit pick but shouldn't that be SDL!?

 

[Beansly]

ah job, well its the spring and those lawns wont trim themselves and with the sun coming back out we're all gonna wanna go for a swim in our clean pools....your sister still walking the streets beans or is your mum workin split shifts with her at the cathouse?

Well you know, we can't all beat our wives and masturbate for a living.

 

[Beansly]

not one to nit pick but shouldn't that be SDL!?

Im grasping at straws man. lol
No one around here gives enough of a shit about Scotland for me to have learned anything about it other than the women are ugly and that Mel Gibson single-handedly won their independence.

 

[dura72]

'edl' ---that would be the English Defence League...christ you bloody Bolivians are dumb...as for my country we gave the world the TV, the telephone, the pneumatic tyre, vulcanised rubber, tarmac that you make your roads from , well we do you fuckers are still driving on sand, oh and created the US navy. amongst many other things. whats your lot given us??? oh mariachi bands and sombreros. and more or less built the US, or at least told you fuckers what we wanted and whipped you into doing it? ever noticed the amount of black people with scottish second names??? and of course it was scots that invented the klan.....all in all we're a pretty productive bunch. so cheeco go and clean the pool.