If I were gay...

[DSB65]

hows my new avatar

 

[UncleBuck]

hows my new avatar

imminently fappable.

 

[DSB65]

and she thinks we're being mean to her.

i always flap to hot chicks..nothing mean about it

 

[UncleBuck]

i always flap to hot chicks..nothing mean about it

if one of the ladies here schlicked to my pics, i would be flattered.

 

[1Shot1Kill]

i'm just trying to save myself time by making it possible for me to fap as i troll, thus combining my two favorite internet past times.

Say hello to my new sig

 

[UncleBuck]

Say hello to my new sig

that i am in so many sigs is a testament to my trollworthiness.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Say hello to my new sig

Look Buck. Now you got us both in trouble. And you would like it if she did that with your picture unless she was your designated surrogate mother.... Are we done fapping and flapping now lol.

 

[1Shot1Kill]

So is flapping something a female does and fapping is for males?

 

[UncleBuck]

Look Buck. Now you got us both in trouble. And you would like it if she did that with your picture unless she was your designated surrogate mother.... Are we done fapping and flapping now lol.

i would be your daddy all night long but i am married quite happily to chanice.

and by all night long i mean approximately 35-45 minutes or so.

 

[UncleBuck]

So is flapping something a female does and fapping is for males?

guys fap, women schlick, and birds flap.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

And I was born a man, that's how this all fits into the If I Were Gay thread, 1shot.

 

[DSB65]

i would be your daddy all night long but i am married quite happily to chanice.

and by all night long i mean approximately 35-45 minutes or so.

i think i might have 10 minutes or less in me..but it would be the best 10 minutes of her life....lol

 

[RainbowBrite86]

i would be your daddy all night long but i am married quite happily to chanice.

and by all night long i mean approximately 35-45 minutes or so.

I must spread some rep around before giving it to UncleBuck again.

 

[obijohn]

I would totally do Justin Long... No Homo...

I thought you were a chick

 

[UncleBuck]

 

[UncleBuck]

i think i might have 10 minutes or less in me..but it would be the best 10 minutes of her life....lol

whereas i would make sure it was the best 10 minutes of MY life.

i am a greedy lover.

 

[1Shot1Kill]

guys fap, women schlick, and birds flap.

hahaha priceless

 

[RainbowBrite86]

whereas i would make sure it was the best 10 minutes of MY life.

i am a greedy lover.

Poor Chanice...

 

[UncleBuck]

Poor Chanice...

she has not made me her surrogate father. she's fine.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

she has not made me her surrogate father. she's fine.

Oh! Sorry I didn't realize you're greedy lover-ness only extended to your surrogate children. Gotcha.