If I were gay...

UncleBuck

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• Apr 25, 2012

• #81

RainbowBrite86 said:

Oh! Sorry I didn't realize you're greedy lover-ness only extended to your surrogate children. Gotcha.

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hope your headboard can be easily cleaned.

 

The Cryptkeeper

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #82

I'm not gay but Johnny Deep and Brad Pitt are just total hunks.

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #83

You know there's a band called GayForJohnnyDepp.

Maybe he's just in denial.

 

Shannon Alexander

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #84

Is it just me or does shia lebeouf look like the kinda guy that would pay a homeless 14 year old boy to fuck him in the ass...

 

obijohn

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #85

Been seeing ads for Dark Shadows lately. Is anyone else tired of seeing Tim Burton movies with Depp in almost the same makeup, along with Helena Bonham Carter? They are all essentially the same movie.

 

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xKuroiTaimax

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #86

He irritates me intensely, honestly speaking

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #87

But there's that scene in the first Pirates movie where he looks over Kiera Knightley's shoulder at that Captain Morgan guy with that smirk on his face. It's so devious. Instant wet every time. Other than that, though, I don't really find him attractive. He has nice bedroom eyes for sure.

 

bigslama912

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• Apr 25, 2012

• #88

Couldn't resist.

[video=youtube_share;BRW--La-CJ4]http://youtu.be/BRW--La-CJ4[/video]

 

UncleBuck

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• Apr 25, 2012

• #89

RainbowBrite86 said:

Instant wet every time.

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i know how we're starting our date.

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #90

UncleBuck said:

i know how we're starting our date.

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You crack me up Buck. I wonder if that'd work for you and DS's fish...

 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #91

RainbowBrite86 said:

You crack me up Buck. I wonder if that'd work for you and DS's fish...

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scotch guard the headboard.

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #92

UncleBuck said:

scotch guard the headboard.

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You want me to do what to the headboard?

 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #93

RainbowBrite86 said:

You want me to do what to the headboard?

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bodily fluids will fly.

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #94

UncleBuck said:

bodily fluids will fly.

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Fine. But you're washing the mirror.

 

UncleBuck

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #95

RainbowBrite86 said:

Fine. But you're washing the mirror.

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sounds kinky. do you like role playing?

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #96

UncleBuck said:

sounds kinky. do you like role playing?

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Pffffh. Of course.

 

DSB65

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #97

leave my fish out of it.................

 

RainbowBrite86

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• Apr 25, 2012

• #98

DSB65 said:

leave my fish out of it.................

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Ahahaha lol. I guess that's OK. Scales just really aren't my thing. And i'm seriously not down with any strong fish smells lol.

 

Carne Seca

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• Apr 25, 2012

• #99

This conversation makes me want to shower.... unclean! UNCLEAN!!!!

 

RainbowBrite86

Well-Known Member

• Apr 25, 2012

• #100

Lmao Carne. I love it. I can be dirty without getting anything on myself. I do have a firm opposition against actually hooking up with RIU members so. It's fun to pretend lol.