If I were gay...

[UncleBuck]

Oh! Sorry I didn't realize you're greedy lover-ness only extended to your surrogate children. Gotcha.

hope your headboard can be easily cleaned.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I'm not gay but Johnny Deep and Brad Pitt are just total hunks.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

You know there's a band called GayForJohnnyDepp.

Maybe he's just in denial.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Is it just me or does shia lebeouf look like the kinda guy that would pay a homeless 14 year old boy to fuck him in the ass...

 

[obijohn]

Been seeing ads for Dark Shadows lately. Is anyone else tired of seeing Tim Burton movies with Depp in almost the same makeup, along with Helena Bonham Carter? They are all essentially the same movie.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

He irritates me intensely, honestly speaking

 

[RainbowBrite86]

But there's that scene in the first Pirates movie where he looks over Kiera Knightley's shoulder at that Captain Morgan guy with that smirk on his face. It's so devious. Instant wet every time. Other than that, though, I don't really find him attractive. He has nice bedroom eyes for sure.

 

[bigslama912]

Couldn't resist.

[video=youtube_share;BRW--La-CJ4]http://youtu.be/BRW--La-CJ4[/video]

 

[UncleBuck]

Instant wet every time.

i know how we're starting our date.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

i know how we're starting our date.

You crack me up Buck. I wonder if that'd work for you and DS's fish...

 

[UncleBuck]

You crack me up Buck. I wonder if that'd work for you and DS's fish...

scotch guard the headboard.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

scotch guard the headboard.

You want me to do what to the headboard?

 

[UncleBuck]

You want me to do what to the headboard?

bodily fluids will fly.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

bodily fluids will fly.

Fine. But you're washing the mirror.

 

[UncleBuck]

Fine. But you're washing the mirror.

sounds kinky. do you like role playing?

 

[RainbowBrite86]

sounds kinky. do you like role playing?

Pffffh. Of course.

 

[DSB65]

leave my fish out of it.................

 

[RainbowBrite86]

leave my fish out of it.................

Ahahaha lol. I guess that's OK. Scales just really aren't my thing. And i'm seriously not down with any strong fish smells lol.

 

[Carne Seca]

This conversation makes me want to shower.... unclean! UNCLEAN!!!!

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Lmao Carne. I love it. I can be dirty without getting anything on myself. I do have a firm opposition against actually hooking up with RIU members so. It's fun to pretend lol.