If I were gay...

If I was gay.... I wouldn't try talking like a chick. I'm not homophobic, but gay dudes that talk with that annoying girl voice piss me off. Shut up and talk like a man.. since that's what you're of course. Like do you seriously talk like that? I know you're gay but it doesn't physically change your voice. It's like a white guy trying to talk like a black dude.
 
If I were a gay man I don't think I could cope with the female attention. I do feel weirdly guilty sometimes when girls get their gay friends to do stuff for entertainment- objectification goes both ways. I might be difficult to do the 'fuck off, I'm gay' thing, too.

If I were a lesbian... I don't know I couldn't imagine it, but there are plenty of women I'm attracted to.

Uno would make a nice gay guy. Shan-shan, I could envision you being gay. No, your sex stories would be redundant then... I think you'd be the perfect bi guy making some girl's dreams come true in a threesome.

Interesting thread.
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
If I were a gay man I don't think I could cope with the female attention. I do feel weirdly guilty sometimes when girls get their gay friends to do stuff for entertainment- objectification goes both ways. I might be difficult to do the 'fuck off, I'm gay' thing, too.
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You don't know that half of it. I think most of the women in this town have fondled, dry-humped, face-raped, and molested me at one time or another. Why can't the guys be so forward, huh? ;)
 
That's the weird thing, straight men will just dry him a woman, but women actlike straight men towards gay men, and gay men are either all shy or just forward all over eachother I guess. It's all rather confusing. But straight people are the most perplexing.
 
xKuroiTaimax said:
That's the weird thing, straight men will just dry him a woman, but women actlike straight men towards gay men, and gay men are either all shy or just forward all over eachother I guess. It's all rather confusing. But straight people are the most perplexing.
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huuuuh? you lost me on this one Kuroi love ;-)
I'm gay on the days ending in "y"
 
i prefer the ladie's bars. they shoot pool better and i never get hit on. i do have to throw a game once in a while however to avoid getting beat up. straight bars are just too much distraction for me. drunken straight guys are like shootin fish in a barrel.
 
If I were gay... I wonder if id eat more hotdogs because it turned me on everytime. "Yeah Bar-B-Q I'm down!
 
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