Heisenberg
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"butt-hurt scientist" has a decent beat but it's a poor remake of "infidel sodomy", which I think was by Jimmy and the Popes. There was a punk version in the 90's by Sneaky Priest.
Aliens
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"butt-hurt scientist" has a decent beat but it's a poor remake of "infidel sodomy", which I think was by Jimmy and the Popes. There was a punk version in the 90's by Sneaky Priest.
Chief Walkin Eagle
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Heisenberg
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Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and science,
egg atheism and science
Egg and evidence
Egg, science and evidence
Egg, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, egg, evidence, evidence, science and evidence
evidence, atheism, evidence, evidence, evidence, science, evidence tomato and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, egg and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans, evidence, evidence, evidence and evidence.
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Lovely evidence!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and evidence.
Wife:
Have you got anything without evidence?
Waitress:
Well, the evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence
That's not got much evidence in it
Wife:
I don't want any evidence!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, science, evidence and atheism?
Wife:
That's got evidence in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much evidence in it as evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence has it?
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like evidence!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
You can't have egg, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence.
Wife:
I don't like evidence!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your evidence. I love it,
I'm having evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans,
evidence, evidence, evidence, and evidence!
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her evidence instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence,
evidence and evidence?
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and science,
egg atheism and science
Egg and evidence
Egg, science and evidence
Egg, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, egg, evidence, evidence, science and evidence
evidence, atheism, evidence, evidence, evidence, science, evidence tomato and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, egg and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans, evidence, evidence, evidence and evidence.
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Lovely evidence!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and evidence.
Wife:
Have you got anything without evidence?
Waitress:
Well, the evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence
That's not got much evidence in it
Wife:
I don't want any evidence!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, science, evidence and atheism?
Wife:
That's got evidence in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much evidence in it as evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence has it?
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like evidence!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
You can't have egg, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence.
Wife:
I don't like evidence!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your evidence. I love it,
I'm having evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans,
evidence, evidence, evidence, and evidence!
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her evidence instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence,
evidence and evidence?
Chief Walkin Eagle
Well-Known Member
xD wow, it looks like you get your sense of humour from British TV shows in the 90's... I like your effort though, I love it when people spend their time thinking about me <3
jessy koons
New Member
Hey chef, I'm thinking about you too and what I'm thinking is that British TV show was from the 1970's. It's a small consideration but I think quite important and not just some kind of Spam. spam, spam, spam, spam..........
Chief Walkin Eagle
Well-Known Member
...Right-o
blazinkill504
Well-Known Member
what you're ignorin is post #1027 an post #1031. read that last line now if i thought for sure it was aliens would i have said that? no so once again once you learn to read everythin an not pickin shit out just to start a redundant debate because neither one of us really have the answer. when i look at monuments that have blocks placed an cut perfectly weighin around 800-1200 tons an know how we'd have to use cranes and heavy machinery to do those types of things. in my head its a little iffy that they somehow found a way to do that without those things. and how you brought up it took them a long time to build the shit didnt they say the pyramids were built in 20 years? that dont sound like that long givin what was build and what it was built out of. to me that can be a form of evidence that they didnt do it alone. i dont avoid jack shit i just avoid people that are too busy thinkin about what they have to say and not really readin what has been said. i would be confident in somethin im claimin as true if i thought it was true. once again read post 1027 an 1031, but you didnt do that mr. stop pretendin like you got the answers to everything esp this when we both know you dont. status qou for scientific nuts, close minded lets try to be super smart types. you really need to learn how to get off my nuts an see if a person is makin an actual claim or not.
Chief Walkin Eagle
Well-Known Member
Man, I feel ya, clashing heads with these guys is tough because they got big heads! lol all high and mighty on there pedestal of science like its the ultimate decider of truth, just because something hasnt been witnessed by a scientist or put in a lab must mean that it simply does not exist. They do really get on my nerves sometimes but then I think "oh yeah, I have a friend that can read minds, I seen stars moving around and seen major stars out of place, and I seen alien space crafts, fuck these LOST SHEEP!" <-- that thought is very reassuring... Anyways... I can give you a lot more information on the pyramids and ancient structures if you want, theres very deep meaning to them all, its really amazing. Having some knowledge of spirituality does help in understanding it all but its not necessary.
blazinkill504
Well-Known Member
oh yea man send it my way and im open to any kinda info anyone wants to bring to the table cause as ive said many times despite mindphuk's inability to understand that is if it wasnt aliens im still interested in how they did what they did. ive looked at every link that was posted in another thread about this or it mighta been this one i dunno about how humans coulda did it and it just wasnt convincin enough to me that if humans did it alone they wouldnt have done it in that way givin the weight of some of those granite and stone blocks.
Chief Walkin Eagle
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In this documentary it talks about how they probably moved the giant blocks (thats only a small part of the documentary) and the only guy that knew how they moved the blocks is dead now, but not before he built a coral garden, with coral blocks weighing 5 tons or something, he was a 100 pound man who only worked alone and at night and did it with no machinery. He never told anyone his secret, but he knew that an advanced civilization built the pyramids... The video is long but trust me its worth it! This video pretty much cracks the mystery of the pyramids and what they were used for... If only these super-skeptics would have the time to sit through it, it might change their point of view on things... anyways, heres the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yUqb0wrxRw
blazinkill504
Well-Known Member
ima watch it later or tomorrow i started a game on age of empires 2 and im shittin on the comp! haha
skudz47
Member
I live in WA and I can tell you we have a lot of weird shit flying around up here..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcuRxK30Xiw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4pCuLFDs8I&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcuRxK30Xiw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4pCuLFDs8I&feature=related
Chief Walkin Eagle
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Shit is flying everywhere man, right over everyones heads, I witnessed some crazy shit, light speed is fucking INTENSE lol they could of even been going faster, a star shot beyond two other stars, shouldnt light atleast take a while before it reaches distances like that? I dont fuckin know, it shot past two other stars though. I got a crazy theory for whats going on but people already think Im crazy so I wont share lol
DoctorSmoke
Active Member
thats what ive been telling everybody, look up and u will see stuff moving. those "stars" are in the upper atmosphere. u could use a math formula to see which are stars lightyears away and which ones are around our planet. 2 ppl living a thousand miles apart looking at the same time, anything far away would look the same to both ppl, anything close would appear in different spots in the sky. they use this method in a bigger scale to determine the distance of stars.
progenitor04
Active Member
please share wtf
RawBudzski
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Someone has been up too late listening to CoasttoCoast Am.
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progenitor04
Active Member
we were the planet of the apes aka black ppl, which was prob due to evolution, then they came and genetically advanced them and brought there own cultures here aswell
progenitor04
Active Member
Chief Walkin Eagle
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The theory is a bit crazy but then again the stuff thats happening in the sky is a bit crazy lol Me and my friend seen more than a few moving stars and we know they arent satellites because satellites dont change direction, arent nearly as bright, and they dont shoot off and what looks to be light speed lol. My friend and the people that I talked to that witnessed these kinda things think that its alien space crafts disguised as stars, but I dont think thats true. Me and my friend looked up one night a while back and I noticed that the star Sirius was not there (one of the brighter stars in the sky, the three main stars in Orions Belt point down at it). If it were alien space crafts disguised as stars than shouldnt there still be a star there? Thats why I think moving stars is a GODLY matter, actually, I think the spiritually in touch aliens are teaming up with the Gods and they are preparing for something BIG. Not the end of the world but something huge that will change the course of humanity. I think there will be more and more activity up there as time passes, and that the stars will take a certain formation when that time comes. Me and my friend noticed one night that theres a lot of straight lines (and some curved) if you connected the dots to closer stars, too straight and too many for it to be natural, I think the stars are starting to get in position in order to prepare for something epic.
progenitor04
Active Member
ooh thats not so crazy i kinda have to agree, i seen alot of things in the sky cuase i stare at the stars almost everyday and have noticed a few abnormalities myself... the et's teaming up wit the gods arent they the same thing.. wats crazy is the otha day i was lookin at my arms and was thinkin if the blacks heads all over my body simulate a star pattern, it looks like it wud lol..maybe there not even blackheads wat if they were put there as some kinda code wen/if i was abducted and cant remeber