Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and science,
egg atheism and science
Egg and evidence
Egg, science and evidence
Egg, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, science, atheism and evidence
evidence, egg, evidence, evidence, science and evidence
evidence, atheism, evidence, evidence, evidence, science, evidence tomato and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, egg and evidence
evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans, evidence, evidence, evidence and evidence.
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Lovely evidence!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and evidence.
Wife:
Have you got anything without evidence?
Waitress:
Well, the evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence
That's not got much evidence in it
Wife:
I don't want any evidence!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, science, evidence and atheism?
Wife:
That's got evidence in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much evidence in it as evidence, eggs, atheism and evidence has it?
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like evidence!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
You can't have egg, science, evidence and atheism without the evidence.
Wife:
I don't like evidence!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your evidence. I love it,
I'm having evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, baked beans,
evidence, evidence, evidence, and evidence!
(Choir: evidence! evidence! evidence! evidence! Lovely evidence! Wonderful evidence!)
Waitress:
Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her evidence instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence, evidence,
evidence and evidence?