i peed the bed last night

cues

cues

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20 yrs ago I pulled and went back to this gals mothers house after more than a few beers. I woke up during the night, desperate to pee, and couldn't find my way out of the room (unfamiliar surroundings and she had locked the door!).
After a couple of minutes of trying to open the door in the dark, desperation got the better of me and I swung the window open and carried on, peeing out onto the patio from the first floor. Mid-pee, the gal woke up and started screaming 'Mam, he's peeing out of the window'.
Mother came in (fuck knows how, I couldn't get the door open) and almost pissed herself laughing. We are still all good friends and the story of us meeting comes up occasionally. The mother still finds it funny and the daughter still isn't impressed!
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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i drunk missed the bowl last night, pissed all over the carpet. Iona Mackey would not be impressed!
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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UncleBuck said:
it's true.

chanice got concerned and gave me the webMD quiz about whether i had a family history of bed wetting, problems evacuating, and about 4 dozen other questions. long story short, i probably just drank too much beer on top of a long, hard day of work yesterday.

i thought sharing my bed wetting experience would be good for a laugh, even if it is at my expense.

:hump:
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it is a serious problem. my uncle has a seedy little hotel where the mayor etc takes his whores. all the beds have plastic sheeting, people piss themselves.
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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MrFrance said:
it is a serious problem. my uncle has a seedy little hotel where the mayor etc takes his whores. all the beds have plastic sheeting, people piss themselves.
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It's important to pick a good, clean hotel. And don't check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, some people think that's kinky for some reason. Check in as Mr. and Mrs. Hawthorne, Wetherby, or Hamilton-Jones. Your room service comes faster, they don't rush you out right at check out time, and at the right hotel they might even send you a complimentary meal.
 
MrFrance

MrFrance

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during my hotel career one has never recieved a complimentary meal. would be nice to be acknowledged with some free grub! maybe i am staying in the wrong hotels?
 
Dizzle Frost

Dizzle Frost

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UncleBuck said:
now you're fantasizing that i would fuck an inbred child diddler like yourself.

i'm married, but if i swung your way, i would stick to non=child molesters.
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So what if yur married? didnt know that made you exzempt from being a pedo. I mean if your sayin im gay meanwhile im banging most of the peelers at the titty bar here , i guess you being married just makes it a big ole front for your lil diddling adventures. After all the rape talk you dish out, wouldnt suporise me if you were a disgrunteled pedophile.
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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Dizzle Frost said:
So what if yur married? didnt know that made you exzempt from being a pedo. I mean if your sayin im gay meanwhile im banging most of the peelers at the titty bar here , i guess you being married just makes it a big ole front for your lil diddling adventures. After all the rape talk you dish out, wouldnt suporise me if you were a disgrunteled pedophile.
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are the toothless drunken hags you're bagging attracted by latent homos that spell like second graders?
 
ANC

ANC

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I hate those dreams where you dream you are pissing. Then wake up all worried that maybe you let it go in bed...
 
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